Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Flip's here. He just said,
Starting point is 00:00:28 yo, Flip, get the f*ck out. Oh, Simon. We live if y'all don't keep being funny. Yo, sh*t. So, so. So she said and he looked at me.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I said, hey, welcome everybody. I have something to say. Joe asked Mel her opinion on the current beat for hip hop. She said... Well, no, wait, because we came in and gave our... We came in and gave...
Starting point is 00:00:53 We did a little three-hour special out on Patreon. We did. Shout out to the Patronis. But Mel wasn't able to make it. Yes. And now we're right back the next day. We're still starting with rap beat, but we was like... I mean, we didn't get Mel's take.
Starting point is 00:01:05 So go ahead. So Joe asked what Mel take was. Take it away, Mel. Yeah, you know. We got to open the pod first. No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:01:12 And then Mel said to Ice, well, I agree with how you feel. I feel just like you. Yeah, I got the same feelings like you. It's just, what you said is boring? I said it's a snooze fest. A snooze fest. And she stopped right there. So I said, what else about it? She started talking. I was like, I said, so what about? I said, it's a snooze fest. A snooze fest. And she stopped right there. So I said, what else about it?
Starting point is 00:01:25 She started talking. I said, so what about the songs that were put out? Do you have anything about, did you hear the songs? Do you have anything about the songs? My girls start to look around and sh*t. Just like you. So we all start to laugh, y'all. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Only men get away with that. Facts. If it was Flip, get the f*ck out. Ice, nigg*, shut this off. Shut this off, nigg*. If it's Taylor, get the f*ck out. Ice, shut this off. Shut this off, nigg*. You retain the sound crazy issues. It'd be so double standard. Oh my god, yo.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Double standard. Mel ain't hear sh*t. Not at all. She ain't hear one note of these sh*t. What happened between Sade and Shania Twain? Wait, records came out? Oh, sh*t. Shania Twain.
Starting point is 00:02:04 What's the beef out there in La La Land? Come on, man. That was the illest. How you get away with that? That was fire. Am I wrong, though? See, she's reversing it. She's doing it again.
Starting point is 00:02:17 She's doing it again. See, that's a setup. She's getting me. That's ice. No, don't ask me. You're going to get me. You're not getting me. He can go back and forth with you.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I can't. I tap out first round. Pause. Is she wrong, Ice? Oh, man. Ask the boss. Y'all don't want to say? Huh?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Y'all want to tell the truth today? I always tell the truth. Okay. Y'all be using angles. You see that? She's trying to back me in the corner. Let's move. See, this is a lesson real quick.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You have to learn. You don't want me to answer that. Learn from the OG. Me, I would have froze and I probably would have, you know, what's that? Scorch, urge, and act crazy. But she's finding a way to get out the fact that she doesn't know anything about it. She's just asking questions. She's reversing the sh*t on you.
Starting point is 00:02:56 What is this called in basketball? What is this called? I'm amazed. A turnover. Point shaving. Collusion. No, don't do that. You're just assuming that Mel didn't hear none of the beef sh*t she heard.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Because they posting about it on Spiritual Healers and Black Girls Unite. All that sh*t Mel be following. They posting it on Black Girls Unite. Hey, listen to what black girls think of this. What? Where? Keep that sh*t up. BGU.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Keep that sh*t up. Keep it up. BGU. Yo, let me tell you the motherf*ckers got smoke for your motherf*cking ass. Wait, wait,
Starting point is 00:03:38 there's a group called Black Girls Unite? They got smoke for you. They got a group called Black Girls Unite? No. No. Yes. No. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:46 It's Mel, Kiki Palmer. No, he's making a reference to listen to black women. Oh, FDK, Lotto. Jesus. Wait, did it smoke with me for real? One day they will find you in the streets. Wait, did it smoke with me?
Starting point is 00:04:01 Yes. How? Explain, Mel. How if I'm black? See, that's black girls' problems. No. Because when I'm black? See, that's black girl's problem. No. Because when I appeared on an episode. That's black girl's problem.
Starting point is 00:04:09 When I appeared on an episode, you were like, okay, well, listen to black bitches. You literally said that. You literally said that. And I was like, okay. Pox just moved the mic, everybody. He doesn't want to participate. And then he laughed up. Wait, okay. Parks just moved the mic, everybody. He doesn't want to participate. And then he laughed up. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:04:29 He'll throw me one. I was just like, okay. He said that for real? I see what type of time we are. Wait, y'all going to let her do this to me? You do it to yourself, motherf*cker. Oh, look, look, look, look. Hardy R.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Hardy R. Everybody's like, dude. Mel, you know that I was joking. Listen, I've gotten to the point where I know. And you know that I was joking I'm listen I've gotten to the point where I know that I was joking
Starting point is 00:04:49 and if they don't then when I see them I know all of the women on the panel you might wanna you might wanna send a text alright for sure
Starting point is 00:04:57 find your ass facts who's on the panel facts that's really a wait wait who's on the panel she's a part of it
Starting point is 00:05:03 when I did an episode it was L'Oreal, and it was Elle Varner, and Ebony K. Williams was on it. I love Elle Varner. Me too. Shout out to her. Where's Elle Varner been? I wasn't talking about Elle Varner. What were you talking about?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Talking about the rest of the team? Yeah. Hey, Elle. Hey, Elle. I'm good. We good. Never talking to you, Alvaro. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Well, I just recently did another episode. Oh, it's still on? Who was on that panel? No, no, please,
Starting point is 00:05:37 please. Who was on that panel? It was L'Oreal, Tori Hart, Danielle Young, and Jesse Boo. What did you guys talk about? We talked about colorism.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Wait. How do you all look? It was a spectrum of black beauty. Different shades. A spectrum again. Okay. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Different shades. Nice. Tori Hart who? That's a lot. Nice. Tori Hart, who? That's a lot of caramel. Tori Hart, Danielle Young, Jesse Wu. That's a lot of lattes. You got to look them up.
Starting point is 00:06:10 That sounds like a lot of lattes up here. It was the spectrum. Yeah. Oh, that sounds like when it's the swirl. It's like when Haagen-Dazs used to make the vanilla chocolate swirl. I'm tapping it. Wait, no, I want to see it.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And then we also talked about whether a woman could have it all. Whatever all is. What is that? Who the? Who is that? Girl. Who is that? Girl, that's a white woman.
Starting point is 00:06:43 You know what? I'm going to f*cking punch you. This is an audio adventure. This is an audio adventure. Yo, Mel, you allergic. Who is that? I don't know who that is. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I typed it down. Yo, yo. That is not her. Oh, okay. Oh, thank God. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, well, make sure to check that out. She is a beautiful caramel-complected lady.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That is not her. Caramel? Yes. Make sure to check out that show when it drops. Support our queens. That's right. There you go. Really want to hear what they have to say on these matters.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Thank you. Colorism. I want to hear what a bunch of wives have to say. Can a woman have it all? What does that mean? It means they didn't call any dicks to participate in that conversation. They didn't call
Starting point is 00:07:29 nothing in. Dick is what it means. They're going to sit up there and discuss it amongst themselves. And that's the problem. And that's the problem right there. How is it the problem? That's peace. No, that's peace. We got a great show.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Wait till we get to that wmba draft you guys come and get i'm at the same region something Oaks, hit me when you're done, you shim I see you doing well, baby Oh, you pulling sh*t together, I can tell, baby Is you single or what? I need a girl from the country I need a girl from Kentucky I need a shawty from Houston I need a girl who gon' love me
Starting point is 00:08:19 I need a girl who gon' trust me Someone to f*ck me Someone to make me feel loved Someone that's so proud to be with me She walk right up to her ass, look him dead in the face and say You ain't got the juice like that You ain't got the juice like that That's cold, ice cold, girl
Starting point is 00:08:35 You ain't got the juice like that Why you had to do him like that? Gotta come through quick, quick Oh, you at the club, cashing out with Eric, damn Hit me when you done your shift I know a girl I should propose to, but we just on some different sh*t She on some up at 9am already, cooking in the kitchen sh*t And lately we been fighting on some whitey-lutty stripping sh*t
Starting point is 00:09:00 She working with the special, I know she love that sh*t Too rich for who? Y'all just got rich again Who grips the mic and likes to kill they friends I've never been the type to make amends This sh*t was at an eight, we like to, we like to, we like to This sh*t was at an eight, we like to make it ten One to send it in, I'm going up all the way I don't like to talk when there's nothing else left to say
Starting point is 00:09:25 Drizzy bout to drop, the game is in disarray I tell you hear me out, but we both know end of the day Your sister is pressing play, your trainer is pressing play Your wifey, your wifey, your wifey, your wifey I gotta breathe real deep when I catch her attitude I got a whole other level that I can tap into They only bless when they attach to you The only dead beats is whatever beats I been rappin' to
Starting point is 00:09:47 And the product is still the best though It's only good in my city because I said so Just a 50th statement, I had the copper filled like Presto Voila, ta-da Never a matter of could I or should I Kiss my son on the forehead, then kiss your ass goodbye As luck would have it, I've settled into my role as the good guy I guess my son on the forehead and kiss your ass goodbye as luck would have it I've settled into my role as the good guy. I guess luck is on your side. I
Starting point is 00:10:10 Guess luck is on your side. All sevens. No sixes rest easy. Guess who shut up Hold on hold on Hold up, buddo, buddo, buddo, buddo Hey, oh, oh I'm seeing some old Tommy Compost dice roll sh*t, you know That's the one, right here, that's it, that's the one Uh, you underestimated greatly Most number ones ever, how long did it really take me? Shout to wherever you might be listening from Whoever you might be listening with
Starting point is 00:10:41 I got everybody on safety I can load every gun with bullets Shout to the person last time, listeners out there, what up, what up, what up? Always doing it for the ladies, ahhhh That's cause I'm headed to the bank, nigg* It's not your lifestyle, I'm just being frank with ya I mean, where you think she at when she ain't with ya? Wildin', doing sh*t that's way outta your budget I'll sweat it inside a luggage, you gotta love it
Starting point is 00:11:05 Damn, this sh*t could go on a tape Bitches lovin' my drive, I never give it a break Get these nigg*s to look, the verse and even a hook That's why every song sound like Drake Featuring Drake, it's straight, white pre Why is it up to me? Watchin' our wives on the team Never get the same, how the nigg*s guess it's funny
Starting point is 00:11:23 How money can make change, how the nigg*s. Guess it's funny how money can make change out of nigg*s for real. So nobody started feeling themself. A couple somebody started killing themselves. A couple albums dropped. Those are still on the shelf.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I bet them sh*ts would have popped if I was willing to help. I got a gold trophy from the committee for validation. Bad press during the summer over allegations.
Starting point is 00:11:42 I ain't lying my nigg*. My time is money. We got a great show for y'all today, I'm sure A lot of nigg*s PR stuntin' like that's the moment And I'm the only nigg* still not a fan I swear, f*ckin' nigg*s this year I make Forbes lists, nigg*, f*ck your list Everything's lookin' gorgeous Mel, check this one out
Starting point is 00:12:10 Listen to this little black black Check this little tune out right here, Mel I could never be nobody's number one fan Your first number one, I had to put it in your hand Because you can't get put outside of bed I'm out in Tokyo because I'm big in Japan I'm the headmaker y'all depend on Big Canada, Big Canada, let's go, man. New York City, what up? Brooklyn, what up?
Starting point is 00:12:39 Harlem, what up? Queens, what up? Big Jersey, what up? Big Jersey, what up? South Jersey, too. One five meter verse you better make it witty Let me need a verse for the Swim Thieves Top stage out you better drop and give em' 50 We'll be finished. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Flip and Mal Mal, Mal, Mal PWP over here Alright, alright, alright What episode is this? 7-17 What's up, what's up?
Starting point is 00:13:51 What you got? What happened? First of all, I wanted to see What you put in your pocket Pocket watcher Paul I'm not going to say it Just pass it I don't need to pass you nothing
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah, rip that up, dog I don't need to pass you nothing You wear jeans a little bit too often. You got something, you know, let me just stab you. PWP over here. Yeah. Pocket watching what, Paul? Paulie.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Oh, hi. Pocket watching Paulie. What you, come on. I have a question for Mel, but let him do the introduction. No, you can ask him now if you want. So Mel, just want to give you some background. So we were talking about Drake yesterday. Oh, the background.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Let me do the intro. Yeah, do it. What episode is this? 7-17. Welcome to episode 7-17 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by PrizePix. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Budden. Yada, yada, yada. That's Mel, Flip, Ish, Ice, Parks, Corey, Erickson is back there.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And most importantly, all of you guys. Shout out to Tanner, Savon, all our people remote. And posting it to you. Happy birthday to Corey. Happy birthday to Corey. Drug dealer fresh. Big Corey. That nigg* fresh in the mall.
Starting point is 00:14:54 A drug dealer's dream. A drug dealer fresh right there. Screen keys in the triple beam. Somebody be dressing you, son. Fly. He gonna keep the gazelles on all day, too. Yeah, no. Corey look good over there.
Starting point is 00:15:06 He look good. Happy birthday. I feel like his birthday was just a few months ago. Time is flying. About 12. It is. About 12, bro. The f*cking parts.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Happy birthday to Corey. Not the lime green socks on Isshin. Hold on. He's got green. The green is the thing. I'm going to get to Isshin in a little bit. You know what? Socks, Socks.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Issh did some ill sh*t today. He did. Why you nigg*s look at us like that? Me and Ice figured it out. Shut up. You crazy. He's crazy. No, he did some ill sh*t.
Starting point is 00:15:32 You got some fly hoodie, and you doing the string trick again, nigg*. Custom hoodies. You put the custom strings in these. Because these are not Issh hoodies. These are not the Israelite sh*t. This fly hoodie. But that's Issh strings, though.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah, that's an Issh string. I see. Incorporation. All right. All right. That's smart. How much string, though. Yeah, that's an ish string. I see. Incorporation. All right, all right. That's smart. How much you got paid to wear that?
Starting point is 00:15:49 That's fly. Yo, you in everybody's pocket, son. This nigg*'s a different nigg*. Got to.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Sorry, Mel, real quick. So, yesterday, we were talking about Drake and how he grew up.
Starting point is 00:16:00 He grew up with a white mom. He was saying that questions his credibility. Real quick, so Ish asks, we say he's a white boy, so Ish asks, do you think that Mel is a white mom. He was saying that questions his credibility. Real quick. So Ish asks, we say he's a white boy.
Starting point is 00:16:08 So Ish asks, do you think that Mel is a white girl? I said, yes. I asked you, do you consider? No, I just want to know. Was I here for this one? Yeah, you was. I just want to know, do you consider yourself a white woman? As she just sat on a panel of black women. No, hold on.
Starting point is 00:16:21 She just did black. Wait. I had to ask him. Women unite. She may did black women unite. She may consider herself white and black. I'll come after you too, Ish. I didn't say nothing. I feel like he was getting your back in there.
Starting point is 00:16:32 That's cool. He just be trying to shoot all the time. Oh, he defended you. No, he defended you. Okay, okay. But now he's fine, actually. I'm laying down my sword. Sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Continue. Do I consider myself a white woman no no so you're strictly black no okay so i i don't it's a weird thing like when because people really want to like project a lot of sh*t onto you like when you're biracial like who do you more align yourself with kind of thing and it's like i clearly grew up with a white woman in the house she gave birth to me. I came out the canal. Like, I can't ignore that.
Starting point is 00:17:08 You know what I'm saying? But I don't really like that as an identifier. Got it. How many forks? How many forks did you have? How many forks? Like, in the cutlery drawer? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:17:17 She said the cutlery drawer. Yeah, she said cutlery. Never mind. Never mind. Wait, what the f*ck do you guys call it? Utensils? Okay, look. The fork drawer. Wait. f*cking he what the f*ck do you guys call it? Utensils? Okay, look.
Starting point is 00:17:25 A fork drawer. f*cking heathens. Oh! That's a white sock coming out. She answered the question. In the cutlery drawer. That's the title. Was it spread out or was it stacked on each other?
Starting point is 00:17:43 All right, finish this. God is good. God is great all the time. Amen. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Don't touch me. Hold up. Don't touch me. I'm not. Don't touch me. We got a great show lined up for y'all today, I promise. We're not letting you go. Go ahead, get your sh*t off.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I'm fine. I said price fix already, though. Where'd the great come from? Go ahead. All the time. nigg*. It's God is good, God is great. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:18:11 No, it's not. See, look. Listen, God is good, God is great, and now we're thinking for our food. Amen. That's how they do it when they pray before the food. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:19 How we go? All Caribbeans and Canadians got shut the f*ck up real quick. I got it. Black only talk, though. Where am I? nigg*, you aren't Jamaican. real quick. I got a black only talk. Where am I? You are Jamaican. Yeah, but...
Starting point is 00:18:27 I don't identify with them. I'm talking to Joe, Corey. That's it. That's it. You speaking to me and Corey. All right. All right. You still ain't saying that.
Starting point is 00:18:42 God is good. All the time. And all the time. God is good. That time and all the time God is good that's how that goes wait what oh sh*t that's new God is good
Starting point is 00:18:53 all the time I love that this being I love this being the new black test cause it's so simple boy it's a boy but that's for
Starting point is 00:19:02 what did Mel say God is great in the winter God is great in the winter. God is great, eh? Hey, hey, hey, hey. God is great, eh? Oh, sh*t. What a cutlery, Troy.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Oh, yo. What the f*ck is a cutlery? I don't want a team build. I thought that was Bart of the Chicken. That's some wild sh*t. I don't want a team build. I thought that was part of the chicken. I think that might be
Starting point is 00:19:30 like a regional thing. No, it's a black thing. What? To call it, what, the fork drawer? Oh, no, the cutlery drawer. That's some Canadian sh*t. I never heard that.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Yo. What? God is, what did you say? God is good? All the time. Okay, peace. That's peace.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Peaceful, big dog. What white prayers do y'all say, Parks? What do y'all say? God is good? All the time. Okay, peace. That's peace. Cool, big dog. What white prayers y'all say, Parks? What do y'all say? It's not a prayer. What do y'all say before the food? Just pray regular? Whole hands? It's not even before the food.
Starting point is 00:19:53 This is not about food. Regular flips. Yo, flip one right into saying grace. I ain't grow up that Christian, man. I don't know what to tell you. We just kind of ate. Y'all didn't pray before the food, Park? Not really.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Like a holiday maybe or something like that. Got it. Oh, sh*t, yo. Did you get the answer to your question, Flip? I did. We called it just whatever the utensil was that you were looking for or drawer. Exactly. The knife drawer, the fork drawer, the spoon drawer, whatever you're looking for.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Thank you. Thank you. The cutlery drawer. Anywhere y'all want to begin is totally fine. Or we can keep running these types of tests. I was about to shoot. I never thought that. How many force did
Starting point is 00:20:31 you have would give me the truth? I was about to shoot one, but I wasn't. Go ahead. Come on. We ain't got nothing else to do. I was about to be like, yo, I smacked the black off you. No? Nah, nah. Every black family say that. No? All right, Mel, I got one.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Pardon me. I got one. I got one. It's my family. Nobody ever said that in my house. They never said that to you, Ish. Mel. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I have one. Yes. I would hope not. I'm sorry. Asking the parents. That's crazy in your house. Here's another one. Every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Ask the parent, can we go to McDonald's? What's the response? We got food at the house. Hamburger's at the house. Do you got McDonald's money? Oh, sh*t. Welcome. Yo, man got food at the house. Hamburgers at the house. Do you got McDonald's money? Oh, sh*t. Welcome. Yo, man.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Yo, these three. They got gold. Come on now. I know that we got food at the house. Can I give you all my Starbucks order, please? Why you ain't answer?
Starting point is 00:21:20 Take a group trip. Because I was listening. Oh, no. Exactly, because you didn't know. Y'all think I'm down with y'all. Yes. I'll take any test y'all want to give me. A black test?
Starting point is 00:21:32 White boy. Come on, white boy. White boy. You got a Chevy white boy? I doubt it. If you're wearing Dockers. Yeah. No draws. With no drawers.
Starting point is 00:21:46 With your lime green socks, white boy. It's going to look great with you like that. I'm sure. Oh, sh*t. All right, last one. Yes. And I don't even know if this is a real answer, but I'm just going to ask you anyway. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:01 You on the phone with a black person. You're about to go somewhere. They say, all. Y'all about to go somewhere. They say, all right, I'm about to get dressed. And y'all hang up. When do you think they start getting dressed? About 20 minutes from when they said they were getting dressed. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Okay. Am I mad at you? If they say, I'm getting in the car in five minutes, no. I'm 15 minutes away. How far am I away? About 45. You're leaving the house. If a black person is picking you up and they say, come downstairs,
Starting point is 00:22:38 where are they? No, you're right. You're right. Where are they at? They're probably about five minutes away. What? Maybe. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Okay. That's peace. That's peace. That's my hope. You know, like that's my hope. I bought you in this world. I'll take you out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Okay. There you go. Okay. Come on now. Okay. Hey, listen. The Cosby Show. We don't know what you mean.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Oh, the Cosby Show. All right. All right. All right. We got a real good show lined up here all day. I promise you we do. And I promise you we're not just ignorant. We're not just ignorant. Mama love you, tell me that.
Starting point is 00:23:18 All right. Oh, sh*t. What do you want to do? Come on. More beef? You want to start with more beef? Yes. I'm so tired of this show. Beefed out pause. I'm tired of it. I'm not going to do? Come on. More beef? You want to start with more beef? Yes. I'm so tired of this show.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Beefed out pause. I'm tired of it. I'm not going to hold y'all. The AI is whooping your ass? It's the AI. It's the leaks. I'm just not used to this style of beef with my rap beef pause. Like, all the social media games being played.
Starting point is 00:23:40 This is a leak. You don't know what's real anymore. It's taking the excitement out of it for me. The care isn't there. I feel like we've been waiting so long to get this. I just want the nigg*s to go. But y'all are doing everything but going. Only person that really just went was Ross. Drake?
Starting point is 00:23:56 No, he didn't. Drake went. Why? Because he put it on the stream? You know I don't care much. Drake went. Even that though, we got a leak verse. We don't know if it's real, if it's AI. We got no confirmation from him. Drake is a very active person on social media. But he's been confirming it via stories.
Starting point is 00:24:11 He's quoting his f*cking lyrics in this sh*t. Drake went, yo. He went. We can't do that to him. Yes, we can. I'm looking at what Drake does when he goes. This is not in line with what he do when he go. So, yeah, this adds to the-
Starting point is 00:24:23 He ran for four minutes straight. Yo, what I'm talking about, just putting out these records. You don't like how they put them out. I don't like it. But they don't- And it's taken away from the excitement of the beef. Let me ask you, what if that first version really did leak? You get what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:24:37 So that's not on him. That's somebody leaking it. How did the second version come out? How did the official version come out? He sent it. If I want to put it out. He sent it to act. I sent it to act.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Okay, cool. That version comes out. Now we it. If I want to put it out. He sent it to act. I sent it to act. Okay, cool. That version comes out. Now we still having a, okay, this is real. Okay. He has it. You know that version is real. I do know. I know it's real.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yes. I don't think you can take that away from me. Yeah. Listen. I'm the only person doing that. You got to get a boy's credit for going. Yeah. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And a solid entry. He do no bullsh*t. I'm just saying all of this sh*t in combination is making it corny to me. I like that song a lot. I just don't think
Starting point is 00:25:12 it's enough for whatever. I think it's enough for a shot. I think it's a wanted shot. I like that song a lot. I think it's a nice jab. He got in the ring
Starting point is 00:25:18 and started. And I jabbed all y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think I'm gonna like it a lot more when he releases it officially. Maybe. I'm gonna like it a lot more once he releases it officially. What. I'm going to like it a lot more once he releases it officially.
Starting point is 00:25:27 What do you think the difference will be? Do you think he's going to release it officially? What do you think the difference will be? I will hear it. I will hear it in my travels. Got you, got you. And I won't have to really go through a whole hoopla to get to it when I want to hear it. Oh, my sh*t right in my eye too.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Oh yeah, my sh*t is in my phone. Yeah, but before these tracks were released, Ak sends me the Rick Ross sh*t. I'm playing it that way. Listen, artists be sending me their albums and I still won't play it until I can just go buy it, it pop up,
Starting point is 00:25:58 I get your sequencing, your thought process. I think there's a different mix on the Rick Ross one now with the artwork that he put out there. So I want that. Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm the same way. I want that for the Drake joint. I just want your final version. Put it out. That's my
Starting point is 00:26:12 whole thing. Yeah, but he slapped the sh*t out of nigg*s when he went out there. Absolutely. I'm not taking away from what he did with the record. I like the old school sh*t of f*cking zippy shares and f*cking we send nits and all this sh*t. I like that sh*t to a degree. Subscribe to the Patreon
Starting point is 00:26:26 for our three-hour Beefcast special that we did. But I knew there was still going to be more beef to talk about. Y'all want me to talk? Yes. Yeah, go ahead. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:42 After our Beefcast, I went home to think I bet you did You don't say I know you was just I feel like you've been Pacing around for the last 24 hours I came in and he was playing
Starting point is 00:26:53 That sh*t f*cked everybody up I came in today And he was playing The Drake diss track I'm like I bet you Just stayed right on that couch Listening to those diss tracks You ain't go home
Starting point is 00:27:00 You ain't go home You have some clothes In the room Just a shower change A little shower yeah I did go home yesterday I ordered some shrimpall. Have some clothes in the room. Take a shower change. A little shower, yeah. I did go home yesterday. I ordered some shrimp and broccoli just to stay in the ghetto hood mindset. Mind frame?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Where you order it from? One of my good Chinese spots. The bougie one or the... Was it fresh broccoli? Squee up. Squee up. Yo, they got bulletproof glass. Dude, they got tables in there.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I didn't go. I Uber each time. Oh, wait. They actually deliver? From one of my favorite spots, yeah. It ain't that. What you mean? The hood ain't delivering no more.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Oh, for real? When they stop. When they stop. Cash only, and they not delivering no more. When they can start getting smacked upside their head with the rice. Yo, I'm lying. They start robbing the sh*t out of them. They did, but that was years ago.
Starting point is 00:27:43 nigg*, they stopped delivering in the hood spots. They not coming to your place. Can I ask y'all a question? Uh-oh. I love that y'all have these random hood facts. Do either one of y'all live in the hood? Good question. I'm in the hood enough to say, yeah, yeah, I'm in the hood enough.
Starting point is 00:28:00 If you're going to lie, then forget it. If you're going to lie, it's going to take away from my podcasting genius. No, no, no. All right, just shut up, nigg*. going to take away from my podcasting genius. No, no, no. Shut up, nigg*. But I didn't know that. Thank you. I didn't know that. I talked to my mom the other day.
Starting point is 00:28:10 She had ordered some Chinese, and she was complaining about the spot that she ordered from in Jersey City. And I was like, why you ain't just go right there to Grant and Westside? Duh, Old Faithful. She was like, that's exactly the spot I'm talking about. It's been the greatest Chinese spot in Jersey City for all of our Jersey City lives, and it's not the same anymore. Damn. Damn. I hate when the Chinese spot falls off.
Starting point is 00:28:32 They only fall off because they have new management. They take the MSG out of that sh*t. No, I think they took a hit. I think they took a hit after the pandemic and just tried to stay open. I don't know that because I ain't walked in there. I thought they made Chinese cars. They were super up. They were the only ones open.
Starting point is 00:28:50 The pandemic, the Chinese stores was making mad money. Melissa Ford, what is your Chinese store order? Good question. Good question.
Starting point is 00:28:59 General Tao's chicken. Wait, what? Wait, what? No, no, no. General Tao? Okay, go ahead. Would you say, no, no. General who? General Tao. Okay, go ahead. Would you say so? Shut up!
Starting point is 00:29:07 General so? General Tao. Yo, she's so intelligent. She named him Real War General. That is a name! That is a name! He was a part of
Starting point is 00:29:19 the Ming Dynasty in 1277. Remember when he was partying in a town? I hate Melissa Moore,, y'all. General town. Shrimp fried rice.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Okay. And I'm going to get a couple of spring rolls. Yeah, but you can know this stuff just by f*cking a black dude. I beg your pardon. And that's why y'all won't have black dick come up here and set y'all straight with some of y'all facts. You know there's a show called Listen to Black Men 2, so we did like, you know, a double. No, why would I want to listen to them nigg*s? I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Who's on that show? Mouse Jones? Think I'm going to listen to Mouse Jones? My God, man. Good for you. Yes, he is on the show. Oh, look at me. What you know about me?
Starting point is 00:30:05 Forget it. Okay, anyways, but that's my Chinese food order. Alright, well, what were we talking about? You were talking about the fact that you were pacing and you ordered your Chinese food. Okay, so nothing I'm about to say is true. Front of the tag. That's a great preface.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Nah, for real. I'm on the line today. Because they ignore the tag in the front. They do. One. They do. They do. Two, when I come in here and just shoot the sh*t like I would in a New Jersey barbershop, y'all say I'm dick eating.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Depending on who they root for, you're dick eating. That's true. Well, most of the field is rooting for Drake. He's the most popular artist. Yeah know so that makes sense yeah and i mean i'm just a little more blunt and honest but i'm rooting for drake too i just think there's some angles out there that can be taken but put that to the side uh damn what was i saying what was i just saying you about them you're not telling the truth alright so nothing I'm about to say is true I just watch
Starting point is 00:31:07 a lot of crime docs a lot of suspense movies and I'm paranoid and I've been an artist and I have a very vivid imagination
Starting point is 00:31:21 I have no facts in anything I am about to say. At all. This is purely what I think would happen if I turned on this movie.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Okay. Okay. There. What channel is the movie on? HBO? FX or some sh*t. ID. ID. there what channel is the movie on HBO FX somewhere where it's going down it's going down I like HBO somewhere in Netflix
Starting point is 00:31:54 okay is it green like that greenish hue like Ozark yeah I was about to say Ozarkish cool in this movie right what if because I was listening to the Larry Jackson call that we had mm-hmm we spoke
Starting point is 00:32:21 to Larry shout to Larry and shout to Larry. Shout out to Larry. And shout out to Larry. That's my f*cking guy. And I listened to that call about nine times. I made Erickson send it to me as soon as it was done. I made him send it right to me. I heard that sh*t a hundred times. And while I do think that half of what we said about that gamma and how it could play out thing may or may not be true. Gamma and how it could play out thing may or may not be true.
Starting point is 00:32:50 In my movie, Kaiser Sose runs Musicland. Kaiser Sose runs Musicland. Kaiser Sose's name pops up in some paperwork somewhere that it shouldn't have been in. In this movie somebody in the clerk's office made a mistake and put the real boogeyman's name in some sh*t that it shouldn't have been in. So now Kaiser Sose is going to fight to get this done. But he's the most powerful man in the land.
Starting point is 00:33:19 So he's going to make some calls and maybe there's evidence against Kaiser Sose in in my movie not real life in my movie there's evidence on kaiser sose and he's powerful enough to go send some nigg*s in and make sure that anything with my name and face on it is getting the f*ck up out of there Right. What a great opening to a movie. Phone. OK. Then I'm a go get low. And because I own everything, I'm going to fire everybody.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I'm going to get rid of everybody and all of these different infrastructures that have been longtime staples and have helped me make money. So if I'm doing that, I have to have a plan. And my plan, just like every other business in America's plan, just like the actors just finished fighting for it because they know something about a plan. My plan would involve AI. And if my plan involved AI, I would want to test. I would run a very sophisticated test and because I fired everybody that means I need my big boy axe to be not only as big as they were but even bigger now how do I do that I'm no politic genius but I know that one thing war does besides get people killed is make some money. Generate revenue.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Why would I not have the three biggest acts in the world just fight? But then that didn't make sense to me in the movie because I don't tie J. Cole to Interscope until I go Google things.
Starting point is 00:35:23 And as you would have it, J. Cole's distribution. Is in a scope. I don't know if that's the case for him. As an artist. But I don't know anything. And I'm only imagining in a movie. So I don't have to be right.
Starting point is 00:35:42 All we know about Kendrick is that he's not top dog anymore and we barely know anything about that but they were Interscope so PG Lang may or may not be Interscope Drake seems to still think he's Interscope Drake is Interscope, I mean not Interscope, Universal but it's not really Interscope anyway they're all universal
Starting point is 00:36:07 good for business great for business then I just start feeling like some type of pawn like just a very weak chess piece on the board
Starting point is 00:36:23 if all it takes is to get these things that's why Larry sounding like that that's why Vince is sounding like that that's why some of the corporate people are looking at it through corporate eyes and us as rap B fans is like man f*ck all that we don't want to sh*t we want to get to the beef and while that's true I still want to try to follow the money that makes the AI rollout make sense for me that makes this 10 plus year brewing beef that seems to be slow footing around make a little bit of sense to me yeah who's the well I think I know who is Kaiser is I don't know who is I didn't get to park that part movie who's the puppet master no
Starting point is 00:37:13 idea for a couple things um I know you speaking in the movie but Kendrick's we know that last album mr. morale was was his last one on TDE. That came out as Aftermath slash Interscope. His PG Lang deal, which is where Baby Keem was released, is Sony Columbia. So it's not Interscope. PG Lang is not Interscope. Got it. And to answer your question, Cole's last project, The Might Delete Later,
Starting point is 00:37:45 which was not Roc Nation affiliated in any way, is now Cole World under license to Interscope. So they're all universal. Well, no, PG Lang is. Sony. If
Starting point is 00:38:03 they are still, that could have been a one-off or something. We don't know. Unlikely, but it's possible. Yeah, just for him. I think all of this sh*t is above my pay grade, and it makes me analyze this beef just differently. It makes me look at the J. Cole apology different, too. If any of this stuff comes.
Starting point is 00:38:19 As inorganic. Huh? As inorganic. Organic. No, organic. You think it's organic. Trying to get out of the, he doesn't want to play the industry games, basically. No, I'm not talking about Cole. I'm talking inorganic. Organic. No, organic. You think it's organic. Trying to get out of the, he doesn't want to play the industry games, basically.
Starting point is 00:38:27 No, I'm not talking about coal. I'm talking about the whole beef. Oh. Oh. That's possible. That's very possible. I've run through scenarios in my head where everyone's just on a group chat
Starting point is 00:38:35 saying, let's spice this sh*t up. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I believe that that's true. What would be the motivation behind that? Sales up, up, up, up, up. I'm going back and listening to all types of old sh*t on my phone every single day. I can't believe more people
Starting point is 00:38:45 don't think that. In an industry that's fleeting, allegedly. Last year, the hip-hop sales were down. Let's run this sh*t up. It's possible. Hey, look,
Starting point is 00:38:53 even that ties into the cold sh*t. He took the record down after the full week was done. So like you said, it could be just, yo, let's run this sh*t up. Death of a Dynasty movie.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I don't know if y saw it which was like the spoof Semi spoof on the Rockefeller breakup And they were both teasing that they were gonna put out an album and at the end of the movie you find out it's a joint Album it was a double disc one side was Holding them once I was Damon they tricked the industry Everybody ran to the store to buy the album and we was working together the whole time Yeah, that's what this is to me now. It might be in my head. I was just down a rabbit hole industry. Everybody ran to the store to buy the album and we was working together the whole time. Yeah, that's what this is to me now. It might be. In my head, I was
Starting point is 00:39:28 just down a rabbit hole. Down a label, who's what, who's signed where, who's agendas, what. As a rap fan, I try to take that out and just enjoy the moment though. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm just like let's hear this sh*t. It spoils the moment for me. It spoils it for me. Does it?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Yeah, it really does. If we get dope diss records, that's hear this sh*t. It spoils the moment for me. The overthinking. It spoils it for me. Does it? Yeah. It really does. If we get dope diss records, that's going to be, like, unenjoyable for you? If you know that it's being orchestrated, yes. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes. That's not how hip-hop beef started. How many...
Starting point is 00:39:56 I'm a fan of music, so, I mean, I do want to hear good music. Yeah. No matter what. You don't think that there's been other beefs that have been somewhat either fabricated or egged on by execs in the music industry? I think it's been egged on, but I don't think the artists were into it. I think that they might have been puppeted to do so,
Starting point is 00:40:14 but I don't think the artists was knowing. Egged on is one thing. Fabricated is a whole other thing. And the fact that we don't know about it is blissful ignorance. Sure. And if you know about it, then it kind of changes. Some of us are like, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:27 50 and Beans and Kiss. Like, these are the things Some of those were legit daily. You listen to them. You bought the CDs before you go to school. You went to the Ave.
Starting point is 00:40:35 So that's where I know beef from. You know, the beef DVDs. But this orchestrated sh*t, I'm blown away at what y'all saying. It's possible. I'm seeing,
Starting point is 00:40:44 listening here like, okay, what if, but you just said, what if they are in the group text saying, let's run this up. I'm blown away what y'all saying. It's possible. I'm seeing, listening here like, okay, what if, but you just said, what if they are in a group text saying, let's run this up. I'm blown away.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Is this like finding out Santa Claus isn't real for you? No, not that, but it would change how I look at everything. You like wrestling though, right?
Starting point is 00:40:56 I do like wrestling. Very good. Yeah, I do like wrestling. I do. But when I found out some things were scripted, it changed it for me initially and then I got back into it.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Like in wrestling, don't mean you have to like every storyline. That's true. But you do know that all the storylines are fabricated. They're storylines. They're just that. But hip-hop is not built on that. Yes. Wrestling from the gate was...
Starting point is 00:41:23 Foundationally is... Right. But whatever hip hop was built on is not where we are and that's not who's running this. Sure.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Didn't spend that way for a long while. And that's my thing. So, I mean, if I'm looking at it that way, if I'm taking my rap competitive spirit out of this,
Starting point is 00:41:39 then now I don't want to see none of them kill any of them. I don't want to see the perception change on any of them. I want to see all of them kill any of them. I don't want to see the perception change on any of them I want to see all of them. So if Cole wants to bow out because It's getting thicker than you imagine pause. No problem with it
Starting point is 00:41:54 Drake Kendrick, I don't really think either of their careers could be impacted. So I do want to hear good music out of this but This is the same thing. Maybe this is a bad example, but I saw your bag for your clip. Shout out to Esa Line. And this is kind of what you were saying in regards to Dr. Omar. He's like, I had things I could have said to Dr. Omar, but I don't want to do that because why would I want to paint him to look like that? Lupe, I saw you on that stage talking sh*t about Royce, which I don't like. But the truth of the matter is, that's why Royce diseng I don't like, but the truth of the matter is that's why Royce disengaged in that beef.
Starting point is 00:42:28 It's like, yo, I'm going to take this with some of the things you're saying. It's not rap. So I don't have that type of beef with you. So I'm not going to do it. I'm not even doing it. And then the other part in your movie scenario is
Starting point is 00:42:46 like you said this could be let me test this AI out I'm not over that this is f*cking it up for me the AI part this is really that's huge
Starting point is 00:42:54 the AI part with all the industry layoffs I do think there's a connection that's huge and I think they tried to I keep saying it
Starting point is 00:43:02 I think they tried to roll it out last year with the fake rapper with the fake rapper dude and I think they did a, I keep saying it, I think they tried to roll it out last year. With the fake rapper. With the fake rapper dude. And I think they did a sh*tty, piss poor job of representation of us in the culture. And it got backlash. So they had to scrap it. And then was like, yo, we got to figure out a way.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Let's do it with Kendrick. We can reintroduce. No, no, I'm just saying, we got to figure out another way to reintroduce it, period. Remember they had the rap dude, he was in jail getting beat on. Yeah, that was mad stereotypical and real ignorant and they had to scrap it. But I don't think they went away from it.
Starting point is 00:43:33 It's too much money to be made. Yeah, because I was on the phone just Googling people's partnerships and it was spooky and I'm not about to sit here and repeat them. I'm not. Why? If it's Googleable information. Because you got to know what to put in Google for it to be Googleable.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I ain't doing it. I'm with Parks. If we're just getting back to the rat beef side of this the boogeyman's coming. Which boogeyman? There's only one boogeyman's coming. Which boogeyman? There's only one boogeyman, right? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Well, in the movie. I'm off the movie now. I'm out of here. No, no, no. I'm out of here. We might delete that sh*t. You got to see it. No, I'm talking about Kendrick now.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Got it, got it. I saw the Jill Scott tweet. Did y'all see the Jill Scott tweet? No, I did not. I did. She implied that she heard something and I believe her. Yeah, I wouldn't doubt that she would have someone that would
Starting point is 00:44:29 want to play her some music. And I seen the schoolboy Q tweets and the daylight tweets. Some of them, I don't believe daylight till I see somebody else tweet with them. Q's trustworthiness. I seen some tweet and deletes.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Kendrick has something. And y'all keep leaking these AI joints that I think sound like Kendrick that's my part I think they sound like Kendrick Lamar the AI sounded too good at this point that last sh*t that you just played was heat and if that's AI then I'm back in the game
Starting point is 00:45:03 album out tomorrow what the f*ck are you talking about where is this AI machine do me was heat. And if that's AI, then I'm back in the game. I'll melt tomorrow. What the f*ck are you talking about? Where is this AI machine? Do me. They will. Well, somebody... Play it.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Pull it out. Pause. Yep. Yeah, that's... That was crazy. All right. You think I'd be that aggressive if I was on that type of time?
Starting point is 00:45:22 Yo, yo, dog. My man. Yo, my man. My man. You think I'd just be... Yo, was on that type of time? Yo, yo, dawg. Yo, my man. My man. You think I'd just be... Yo, Bullitt, are you good? That's crazy you think that. He's still going.
Starting point is 00:45:31 That's crazy you think that about me. No Carmichael. I would be chill, nigg*. Yeah. For cash, what kind of man tell another... Let me start over. ...wanna be outtie so bad you're probably tarping for cash. What kind of man tell another man?
Starting point is 00:45:41 Don't make me chipper now, Kendrick. I'm way bigger than you in Japan. Can't you tell, Kendrick? Only thing that people wanna know is Drake a real killer Cause those subliminals towards ex don't make you real, nigg* You ain't never caught a body Boy, you the closest thing to a port-a-potty Let nigg*s piss on you
Starting point is 00:45:56 This industry is more than sloppy Or these fornications, bodies that you caught before These trap recordings on somebody's watches Since we not gon' throw our subliminals, I'll admit it Your favorite rapper, Trinzy, been sleepin' with Diddy Listen, I know the tension has risen That ain't nothing but That ain't nothing but Either Belly or Joyner Lucas with a Kendrick filter on and those drum rolls sound like that beat was from
Starting point is 00:46:31 I don't like this sh*t bro whoever that is is fire whoever penned that is I don't like this sh*t because now like I said somebody has sent me I thought you could tell it was not Kendrick though somebody sent me he was like it was two ways that they're doing the AI sh*t. So one way is kind of like we did before when we were playing around with it, the chat GPT
Starting point is 00:46:50 sh*t, where it'll write it and do it in someone's voice. And he was like, the other way is a pen can actually write all of this down. A rapper can go in the booth, lay the track. That's what they did with the- They'll go ahead and apply a voice filter to sound like this person. That's what they did with the... They'll go ahead and apply a voice filter to sound like this person. That's what they did with the racist AI before. That was a dude. Yeah, it was actually a person who wrote it. So it's like, if that can happen...
Starting point is 00:47:14 But wait, so in that scenario, how does AI mimic the cadence? It's not nothing... It's a technology somewhat similar to Auto-Tune. Think of the same kind of concept.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Like, for example, on your iPhone right now, right? There's a feature in there. It's supposed to be for people that are losing their voice. They'll give you like a 15-minute block to read. Script.
Starting point is 00:47:37 A bunch of, just a bunch of words so that it can hear how you pronounce certain things and then it'll craft a voice in your voice, so you could actually send a voice note to someone. You can type it, and it'll read it in your voice
Starting point is 00:47:51 because it built this amount of your voice in 15 minutes. That's on our iPhone? See how the movies do? They did that sh*t in Mission Impossible, like three or four Mission Impossibles ago, where they make you read these whatever keywords, and once you read these words, any word in the English language language this app can duplicate and make
Starting point is 00:48:08 it sound like you yes that sh*t is nuts with all due respect I'm not trying to be funny you saw a four mission impossible how many of is it five six how many all them sh*ts. You, I think that. You've seen 400 of them. How many have you seen? You've seen all of them? Zero. Nah, y'all know. Flip.
Starting point is 00:48:30 I saw all of them. I'm not much of an action movie buff. I think I've seen maybe two. Yeah, they may have got two out of me. Maybe two. You've seen all of 007's too? I did. I went back and watched all of them recently.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Fast and Furious's? The one for Sean? No. I ain't watching Sean. I watched Sean Connery one, 007. I went back. Oh, you're one of those dudes. If it ain't the original, then it ain't official.
Starting point is 00:48:51 I watched it in order, yeah. You still support Sean Connery? He wasn't the original. No, he wasn't. Roger Moore. You still support Sean Connery? What Sean Connery did? Oh.
Starting point is 00:49:01 What'd he do? Sean Connery was wild. Sean Connery was wild? Do y'all remember that interview? Oh, oh. Don't make me go find the clips. What'd he do? Sean Connery was wild. Sean Connery was wild? Remember that interview? Oh, oh. Don't make me go find the clips. What'd he do, Joe? He said, sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Oh, but that was back in the days. That's not new sh*t, Joe. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. No, no, no. That's me. That's me. Joe, I thought you said some new sh*t, though.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Nah, I'm you about that. Nah, it wasn't nothing new. That's y'all callery, Joe. Nah, that's true. Some people get passes. He told that sh*t to Barbara Walters or somebody. That sh*t was crazy. He was out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Yeah. He told that sh*t to one of the biggest interviewers in the world. I forgot who it was. That was out of pocket. That explained it. Did he elaborate? Yes. But that was his old brain, though, so.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, that's true. Oh, my God. All right. Respect. Back to AI. Oh, yeah. It's ruining it for me, though. Back to that.
Starting point is 00:50:00 It's really taking away from, now I hear something, and what happens if the AI is more fired than what the artist put out? It's possible. You get what I'm saying? Like, now I'm hyped because, oh, this AI sh*t went crazy. And then you put your record out and it's like, oh. That's it, my nigg*. Or you got 10 AI nigg*s giving little tidbits and the artist is like, oh, that was kind of fire. Let me steal that.
Starting point is 00:50:21 The AI joints is f*cking me up because they come in when I know that people have music done. So, I don't know, man. Bam, they did a Travis Scott album. Yeah, they released it. Yeah, they released it. The Jack Boy sh*t? Yeah, released it.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Threw it up, it was on DSPs, people thought it was a real album, all AI, the sh*t was fire. Oh, it wasn't fire, to me. It was fire. Well, some of the records was old, but it was fire overall. I listen to that sh*t, I was like, this? I mean, it sounds palatable, but it was like, I would expect more from a Travis Scott project. Like, this sh*t was just there a little bit.
Starting point is 00:50:55 You had the ear for it, though, Parks. No. No, I was just in the gym working out to it, like, I was casually, I wasn't sitting there analyzing it in front of the studio speakers. I was just listening. Wait, you'd be in the gym? Yes. That's for you. Wait, you'd be in the gym? Yes. That's neat.
Starting point is 00:51:07 You want to invite me, right? You got gym jeans? I do. She's got a little polyester. So I can squat real low. Oh my God. Jeggings. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:51:22 They're called jeggings. You squat real low? Yeah, you do. Oh man. Jeggings. Oh my God. They're called jeggings. Yeah. You squat real low? Yeah, you do. Oh, man. All right. Ass to grass. Hell, yo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Hell. What the f*ck? Y'all are f*cking good. Ass to grass. Yo, what the f*ck? What the f*ck are you doing? You know it's a real term, right? It's a term.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Is that? Yeah. That's what you're swapping. Look at hot ass right here. Man, we got to talk about. What? What? What did I do now?
Starting point is 00:51:51 Speaking of ass to grass. Oh, man, I can't say it. You good? Remember me not doing that no more? No, you can't say that. Look at E. Look at E. E, you already know what it is?
Starting point is 00:52:03 Okay. What you doing on Instagram, man? I'm chilling. That Daisy Duke sh*t? I had these for 15 years. I said, girl, sit just a minute. I dare y'all motherf*ckers to try to put on anything you've had for 15 years. I dare y'all to f*cking put on.
Starting point is 00:52:31 The only one that I believe will be able to fit into some sh*t from 15 years ago is f*cking Park. I don't sh*t. Mel, I have clothes from 2009 that I can fit in. An oversized f*cking t-shirt? I got AIs from 99 that I could fit. What you got? Sneakers. AIs.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Oh, yeah, sneakers. You says anything for 15 years. I had daisies. Mel, so why wasn't just gratifying to know that you could fit the stuff? Because. I mean, that's major. Did this come up when y'all were discussing if women can have it all? Including your old clothes from 15 years ago.
Starting point is 00:53:07 This is why we need some black dick to come up here. Listen, okay? These are the shorts that I keep up in my closet on a hanger when I'm, you know, having like, when I'm eating a little bit too much as a reminder of what I want to look like. So to stay off the donuts and the cupcakes and, you know, basically,
Starting point is 00:53:28 it's just f*cking diet. Oh, sh*t. Oh, he's shooting at this nigg*. Yo, how do I got anything to do with this? I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:35 She got a beef with you. I ain't gonna hold you. No, I don't. I swear to God, I don't. No, you don't. I love him. That could be beef. Respect.
Starting point is 00:53:43 She on Instagram trying to be f*cking Granny with the fanny, boy. That's Granny with the fanny right there. She backed the camera up. I said, girl. Yeah, girl. Sit the f*ck down.
Starting point is 00:53:56 What are you doing? She did what? That's hate. That's hate. Mel, you don't have to live like that no more. We're not picking on you. Dog power's not bad. But you don't have to live like that no more. You see? You don't. Dog power's not bad. But you don't have to live like that no more.
Starting point is 00:54:05 You see? You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that is all we're saying. I don't know if I saw it. Was it in her stories or on her page? It was on my page. I want to go look. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:13 It was a real. And I hope you would tell me the same thing if I get on Instagram and say, oh, I found my own dick sock. Look. You still fix? Save me. Save me. Yo, fits like a glove. Tick Tock Exactly, you know flat stomach you look nice. It's just Yeah, but why you can't just know that?
Starting point is 00:54:47 Yes. You just got to show it, nigg*. What the f*ck else is Instagram for? That's peace. Come on now. I'm not doing anything that nobody else is doing. Hmm. That's peace. Well, well, well. Why you can't let it be peace?
Starting point is 00:55:03 I don't care. I'm going to get back to AI at some point. The white can't let it be peace. Okay. Go ahead. I don't care. I don't care. I'm going to get back to AI at some point. The people that do, I don't know. No. Let me take the bus. I'm out. You're right. What were you going to say?
Starting point is 00:55:12 No, it was amazing. Thank you. I appreciate that. Did you feel like you was back in the video? Sure. All right. Do you have any thoughts on AI and AI's role in rap beefs and where this could be going and what it means for the future of music?
Starting point is 00:55:24 I think it's f*cking terrifying. You can put your phone up, nigg*. He looking at it. It's cute, right? You can put your phone. Oh, sh*t. Are you not impressed? Hey, Parks, put some echo on it. Hey, put a little reverb on it. I know.
Starting point is 00:55:42 It's cute. What do you think? I ain't really see it. What do you think? I ain't really see it. Oh, for real? That's peace. You was only... Can I take a break? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yes. All right. We're back. We're back. We're back. I'm back. I know Ice, you're not enjoying
Starting point is 00:56:03 all of the internet shenanigans that are going on with this beef as of this morning Rick Ross is adding me in whatever story he posts oh yeah
Starting point is 00:56:12 about Drake's nose or Drake selling his 88 million dollar home I want to let the audience know that I do come on here and talk big boy money sh*t sometimes
Starting point is 00:56:22 just cause it's funny but not in this instance. I have nothing to add to the level of dollars that these nigg*s are beefing about, going back and forth about. I can't laugh at nobody that's selling an $88 million home. The one that he had built? No, that's the embassy. That's a buck and change. Oh, man. That's home buck and change. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:56:46 That's home. Something home in LA. But I don't want to do that. Back to what I'm saying to you, I still. So like the rehouses in LA or something. I think, something like that. Ish, I'm too poor to even know what that means. I don't know what that means.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You got to tell me, nigg*. But I do like Drake sending drummers over to Magic City. That's funny. To just drum. That's funny. That's funny. I like that. That was fire.
Starting point is 00:57:11 That's funny. See, when you battle him, yo, you got to deal with just stupid sh*t. A nigg* got time and money, bro. And he creative. That's some funny sh*t. That's funny. He put the drum line meme up there. That's funny, too. He's funny too. That's how you going to battle?
Starting point is 00:57:30 I think that's funny because that's the only line I gave you, Metro. Shut your whole ass up and go make some drums. So now I'm just going to keep playing on... That's all I'm saying to you on a record. You put your whole album, you took shots at me through the snippets and everything, the interludes, the whole project. You get that one line, and I just troll you. It's like I don't even acknowledge you. Like, here, just sign that Nick Cannon sh*t. It was funny.
Starting point is 00:57:55 If I'm Metro, I'm taking Drake vocals and putting the wackest beats ever behind them. Producer, because I don't think that's fair. There's really no way for a producer like Metro just went on the run of the run of runs
Starting point is 00:58:09 on those two albums to me on a production tip but that don't that don't stop a nigg* from just jabbing you on Instagram and you a producer so what you about to do
Starting point is 00:58:17 you gotta do something I'm putting all types of clown beats behind I'm putting bumper car beats behind that sh*t. Elevator music. Yeah, I told you somebody made that cut. Mr. Softy. Yeah, somebody made that. Mr. Softy. I'm doing that. All types of weirdo sh*t I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Come on, Metro. You got to fight back. That drumming sh*t is funny. That's funny. And it ain't going nowhere. That Nick Cannon sh*t was funny. Shut your whole ass up and make some drums, nigg*. f*ck you even talking about. Not play the drums and make some drums. f*ck you even talking about. Not play the drums, make some drums. That's funny to me because I just keep thinking of this Dark Child clip where he was talking about working with Michael Jackson. And Michael Jackson was saying, yo, dog, go find find some new sounds like all these sounds that you're
Starting point is 00:59:07 doing and doctor i was like where am i supposed to find some sounds at and mike was like go down to the junkyard and create some sounds i forgot how i got to this story metro metro oh yeah with go out in traffic listen around to the car horns, all that sh*t. Yeah, so the drummage just keeps bringing me back to that. But what happened? So Future and Metro
Starting point is 00:59:32 just announced their tour. When's New York? New York is... It's Brooklyn. It's August 15th. In there. I'm back. Yeah, in there for sure.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I'm in there. Sorry. But what's also interesting on here is Toronto is August 11th. And that. OVO Fest. Yes. That directly coincides with the OVO Fest. Same day?
Starting point is 00:59:55 We were looking. OVO Fest is a weekend. OVO Fest hasn't been announced yet. So Mel was telling us when it normally occurs is. It usually occurs right after Car after caravana like the weekend after or like yeah and i look up caravana dates this year is thursday august 1st to monday august 5th it's usually the first weekend in august which would make the following weekend which is the 10th and the 11th ovo fest that's brazen or or smart yes bold as hell no no no or we've been working together yeah yeah or what
Starting point is 01:00:29 or when they're working together this is all this is wrestling this is all the work nah it leads into your theory that this is all you know manufactured and pre-planned okay but just remember in my theory all parties don't know it's pre-planned and I look at that differently than you guys I look at these nigg*s gonna be occupied so we can go over here and do what we doing while they over there doing what they do but if I'm if I'm on my tour and I'm artists of futures stagnant ooh I'm not trying to do Oh to have my show at the same time as OVO fest in Toronto which everybody's gonna go there my show ain the same time as OVO Fest in Toronto where everybody's
Starting point is 01:01:05 going to go there. My show ain't going I'm not going to outsell that show. Or I'm going to get in and get out unscathed. You're not getting
Starting point is 01:01:12 in and getting out without them. They know. Them nigg*s hold you at the border bro. My nigg* I've heard stories of them nigg*s getting
Starting point is 01:01:19 nigg*s detained. They hold it nigg*. I've been held there a lot. You beefing with me nigg* you won't even get in the country. Dog I'm worth nine figures too. Stop playing with me. Okay've been out there a lot. You beefing with me, nigg*? You won't even get in the country. Dog, I'm worth nine figures, too. Stop playing with me.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Okay. You're not the pride and joy of this country. I'm the president here, my nigg*. Not the state, nigg*. I'm the pride and joy of the country. It's a little different. Speak to him, Mel. I think you're right.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I think we're both right. I think that data's not even on there if they don't have the paperwork and the working permits to get it done. A thousand percent. They did that. Canada and the board, they do not play about who they let in.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Drake has a different type of power outside of money in Canada, but if you have nine figures, you could do a show. You could do a show in Canada. Would you want to do your show, all of your future in metro would y'all want to do your show at the same time as ovo fest nobody should want to do their show in toronto the same time as ovo that's my that's my point you know especially unless i'm my show is at ovo fest well unless i'm doing a festival when i get
Starting point is 01:02:24 to toronto because i know you're doing two days and you're bringing out friends you're bringing My show is at OVO Fest. Well, unless I'm doing a festival when I get to Toronto, because I know you're doing two days and you're bringing out friends. You're bringing out Sexy Red. You're bringing out SZA. Who knows who you're bringing out? I'm not coming to Toronto with just me and Metro. I'm coming with gang. Whoever that is.
Starting point is 01:02:37 I don't know who that is. And what would be really interesting to know is where the concert's supposed to be. That's not announced on there? In comparison. I'm going to look it up real quick. Because I would put a little bit of money on it that wherever it's happening is within close proximity to the OVO Fest. Oh, you think he bowled like that?
Starting point is 01:02:58 f*ck it. Y'all are crazy. Because in that way, people don't really actually have to make a choice. You know what I'm saying? It's not like it's super spread out, so it's just like, I'm on the other side of the city, so it's either you go to OVO or you go to the concert. Let's just say that it's in close proximity.
Starting point is 01:03:18 This really takes the decision out of the... Scotiabank Arena. Okay, that's downtown Toronto. I think it was renamed from the Air Canada Center. Or it's brand new, same vicinity. Let's go, man. Is that where the Raptors play? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Okay. So they're doing an arena tour. And to address some of that stuff we talked about earlier with all of this AI stuff, don't kill me. I'm just a messenger here. I have it on good information
Starting point is 01:03:54 that that's just Drake. Drake is doing that to them. Drake is responsible for the Kendrick leaks, AI leaks. That makes sense. Drake and the bots. He plays the bot game. He plays the bot game.
Starting point is 01:04:06 He plays the internet game. There's been issues with other rappers where they got thousands of bots. If you said, there was a time where if you said
Starting point is 01:04:13 Pusha T's name, your mentions would get flooded with bots that have nothing. Pusha T is really half lizard. Pusha T has accused Drake of this with Salamander or some sh*t.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Salamander, something like that. Yeah, it's just random sh*t. It's just bots flooding your sh*t. Meg has accused Drake of this with Salamander or some sh*t. Salamander or something like that. Just random sh*t. Bots flooding your sh*t. Meg has accused Drake of this. People have accused Nicky of this, I think, in the
Starting point is 01:04:33 past. You can't even accuse somebody of these things if you don't know that game. Right? So these are people that understand that game. This would explain Drake everyday posting, come out, is it today? Is today when are we gonna hear this sound like you're just trying to take some of the luster off of whatever is coming true and he's playing internet games and AI games to do it hmm
Starting point is 01:04:57 Apple's son now I did good strategy came front now how do you feel about all of just how it's playing out I mean does that change your perception at all you use the tools
Starting point is 01:05:12 that you have that you have and on top of that I ain't gonna lie I would I would look at it a way but once you come out and do the rapping
Starting point is 01:05:21 yeah it kind of buys you a week to f*cking get goofy on the internet. Yeah. If I just finished rapping, I could play internet games now. Now it's on y'all to rap. Now it's your go to rap. And then I'm back on the clock.
Starting point is 01:05:38 But then to that point, Kendrick's record like that, Future and Kendrick's record like that is now three weeks three weeks number one this is the first record rap record to be three weeks number one since yada yada yada I don't remember
Starting point is 01:05:51 since Drake I don't know if that's true it is it is one of the songs from I forgot the sh*t but it's since Drake
Starting point is 01:06:00 unsurprising but headed to week four now you don't step on this if you're kendrick yeah which is why drake would we be wanting to play these games or to make them come out or you don't throw it out like youtube is the the mixtape streets you know you could throw a record out on a YouTube
Starting point is 01:06:25 that's not necessarily on streaming, it's not competing for chart position or anything like that and still get your sh*t off. It's taking attention away from my number one record. That's true. Anything I do right now, as somebody who,
Starting point is 01:06:37 see, Kendrick is Kendrick because he don't, he don't, nothing y'all do dictates what he does. I move on my own accord when I feel like it. So if that's the case, anything that he do is going to take some attention away from this record that has the potential to be number one for four and five weeks. It's not smart. If anybody knows that, it's Drake who plays the numbers in the charts game.
Starting point is 01:07:01 So he would be trying to egg that nigg* out. I think both sides are doing what they're supposed to do right now. And to your point, if it's Drake responsible for the AI sh*t that's coming out, it's almost like doing an Eminem sh*t. Dissing yourself. When you diss yourself, you take away all the ammo. I'm going to say every single thing about myself that you could potentially say, and it's going to take some of the sting off the punches once they come out.
Starting point is 01:07:26 You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, alright, yeah, somebody pissed on me. Alright, yeah, I'm this. Yeah, yeah, I'm that. Alright, so when you say them, it don't hit as hard because we heard it for two weeks. Good theory. Makes sense. That is good. Which is why, you know how you beat all, I mean,
Starting point is 01:07:41 I get it, you don't want to step on your record. You put your record out. Never that. I'm saying if you. I understand that. Never that right now. But that's how you beat all of your sting getting taken away. Especially if my punch is recorded. It's not like I'm playing a time game with myself.
Starting point is 01:07:58 What I want to do is done. The second that a trigger happens and a trigger that drake can't pull like the record is dropping or just something we number four on the charts now oh now now now now i will engage but right now i'm looking at looking at it that way no neither one of them is gonna make me look at somebody away because they're taking their time drake did what he had to do and it looks like he's continuing to do it even with the bots game he's playing. And Kendrick is playing Silent Assassin Kung Fu Kenny
Starting point is 01:08:30 games. We still got a match on our hands. We still got a match. And I told y'all, I don't anticipate this being expedited. I don't. Like, I see this going through the summer especially if
Starting point is 01:08:45 and I don't think that they're going to I don't think that either one of them are only going to use the vehicle of music to attack each other especially not
Starting point is 01:08:54 Kendrick got some sh*t coming but PG Lang is a content home that says to me oh you getting attacked with something else too more than music anything I read with Kendrick, what they say, you're doing some South Park sh*t,
Starting point is 01:09:07 uh-oh, South Park episode coming Drake's way. Like, I'm just paranoid that way. When it's beef, I think the nigg* I'm beefing with is under the car, f*cking upstairs, waiting on the steps. I think he's everywhere. What's your? I'm not disagreeing
Starting point is 01:09:28 with none of that. I think this goes through the summer. They're going to play tour games. They're going to play Lucy games. They're going to play
Starting point is 01:09:33 album games. Feature games. Album title games. Yeah, it's going to be games. Feature games. Yeah, nah, this is coming. It definitely makes sense though that you say
Starting point is 01:09:41 not release sh*t until at least like that dies down. The song sh*t. The song sh*t is a very good assessment. It's three sense, though, that you say it, to not release sh*t until at least like that dies down. The song sh*t. The song sh*t is a very good assessment. It's three weeks, man. It makes a lot of sense. It's three weeks.
Starting point is 01:09:51 And that would make sense why he keeps trying to be, yo, drop, drop, drop, drop. Step on your own sh*t. Yeah, it all makes sense. What's the end result, though? Of all this? Yeah, because, I mean, we don't have the same attention spans that we had, you know, during, like, I don't know,
Starting point is 01:10:08 f*cking TakeOver and Ether and Super Ugly and sh*t. We don't. So, like, what happens? What's the end result? With these two?
Starting point is 01:10:16 Yeah. Whenever it happens, nigg*s are going to pay attention. It's not about attention span. That's why I keep saying when I hear this whole,
Starting point is 01:10:24 you're on the clock, you're on the clock, you're on the clock. No, that's just us being entitled and greedy and we want it right now Yeah, that's a game if he don't respond if he don't respond back till September Let's just say the whole summer go no response When that record drop ain't nobody gonna say oh, it's too long. I don't care. I'm not gonna listen to it Sure, it's too long i don't care i'm not gonna listen to it it's true it's not gonna happen he'll have some criticism though but people are still gonna run and live and if this heat is still gonna be treated that way yes it will it will that's all so we we want it now more so than before we live in this microwave era now we want record to drop you drop a response
Starting point is 01:11:00 tomorrow and because drake himself initiated this whole clock thing now it's like yo it's a timer going yo yo x amount of days and no response yet x amount of days no response yet that's just because we want we just want to see we want to uber eats the disc we want to see the bullsh*t it used to be like that anyway though Pox true all right nigg*s records ain't take a week to come out who it was because now ether took mad longther took mad long Nas put out about four or five pre-disc songs but the point
Starting point is 01:11:27 but back then the only way to get your point out was a record yes you didn't have the internet you didn't have none of this other sh*t so if I'm talking back to you
Starting point is 01:11:36 nigg*s are going to the studio I gotta go to I'm going to the radio station yes and talking sh*t and putting a record out now it's so many different avenues that I don't really
Starting point is 01:11:45 got to rush to respond to you on record. I miss those days. I can do all this other sh*t. I can meme you to death. I can do all this other sh*t. Rick Ross get on there. Hey, white boy.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Like, you couldn't do that before. Imagine if Kendrick went back to, Kendrick go to Flex. Like, I just miss those days of debut. I mean, Drake started it
Starting point is 01:12:01 recently with the Who Kid joint to drop. I just, I'm going to see where it goes. I'm excited. Who Kid's on Instagram saying there's more coming? Yeah. He just capital recently with the Who Kid joint that dropped. I'm going to see where it goes. I'm excited. Who Kid's on Instagram saying there's more coming? Yeah. He's just capitalizing on the situation. As he should. I saw him put y'all skid up.
Starting point is 01:12:12 It makes sense that more will be coming from Drake. Like him going in the studio and doing one joint with Who Kid on the front and leaving don't really seem right to me. It might be a three or four pack done. And nigg*, be clear, you know you're dealing with a murderer. Yeah, I can't play with you.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Yeah, you better, what? He want to hear what Kendrick got to say. He does. He's in his room like this. And him using certain figureheads in the media, like along with the bots. He got a full court internet press going right now. nigg*, I just came off tour. I probably employ 50 people that don't have nothing to do. with the bots. He got a full court internet press going right now. My nigg*,
Starting point is 01:12:45 I just came off tour. I probably employ 50 people that don't have nothing to do. Let's get busy. Yeah, this back, like, remember when
Starting point is 01:12:53 50 was beefing with Ross? He was using the internet. He had that whole this is 50 stat. Yeah, all of that. It was just, I can play internet games
Starting point is 01:13:01 and attack you here. I got a team over here. True. Literally to do nothing. Yeah, I'm paying you to do nothing but antagonize this nigg* on the internet. Create memes and just diss you online. Like, I can win the battle of public opinion
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Starting point is 01:14:11 was last night really tough seating we got basketball we got baseball uh women's is out women's basketball is out because the draft was last night i watched the the WNBA draft. Me too. I watched it in my house for the first time. The whole thing. Like I knew the girls. I agree. And I did know a good number of the women because I watched them all.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I watched the whole March Madness. But yeah, don't forget to use promo code JBP. Good luck to all you beautiful people out there. And hopefully you win. Indeed. J-B-P. Good luck to all you beautiful people out there and hopefully you win. Indeed. I have two cooking questions I got for you
Starting point is 01:14:51 now, Mel. Wait, hold on. You ain't seen it. You said cooking questions. She was like, she looked around like, is she? Just two quick questions. Go ahead. Question number one. How do you make, when you make eggs, how do you break the egg? I saw that.
Starting point is 01:15:14 You crack it on the side of the bowl. Okay. Yeah. What bowl? The bowl that I'm going, if I'm making scrambled eggs, I'm going to, the bowl I'm going to whisk them in. Okay. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:15:30 What seasons do you use? These are his questions. Slow down. Question number two. What cheese do you use in your mac and cheese? I use like six cheeses. Name them. Velveeta.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Oh, sh*t. The big block. Yo, you watching nigg* sh*t on Instagram? What the f*ck? No. Velveeta. Sorry, man. Cheddar.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Gouda. Okay. Which cheddar? I use two different cheddars. I use... Well, she freestyles like loaded luck. No, I use... No, I use...
Starting point is 01:16:11 All her first. I use white cheddar. Yeah, she like murder mook. I use white cheddar, and I use the sharp orange cheddar. Okay, that's peace. Small gouda or regular gouda? Regular gouda. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:25 I don't want to add like... I like the smoky sh*t. Okay. Do you like breadcrumbs? Yeah, you can put some breadcrumbs in it. Okay. A little crispy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:35 And then I might go crazy with like, you know, the sixth choice. I've been said dust piece. I'm totally with you. I'm totally with you. I was done with my line of questioning. I'm not dog family What else What else we got
Starting point is 01:16:46 You guys want to talk about the draft The WNBA draft Yeah Kaitlyn Clark number one The big white girl is number two From Stanford Yeah from Stanford She's nice
Starting point is 01:17:00 She's nice Shorty from South Carolina Descended from South Carolina Went third Was like 6'10 or some crazy sh*t Yeah She's nice too Yeah she's tall She was tall She's nice. Shorty from South Carolina, descended from South Carolina, went third. It was like 6'10 or some crazy sh*t. Yeah, she's tall. She was tall. She's tall.
Starting point is 01:17:10 And Andrew Reese went seven. Wow, really? I was waiting to see where Andrew Reese went. Seven? Yeah, she went seven in Chicago. She's on the same team. She's on the same team with the girl from South Carolina. Oh, sh*t.
Starting point is 01:17:20 They both got drafted. Twin Towers. Man, the Twin Towers sh*t. Yep. Yeah, she in the press conference was like, I don't think another team is going to get a rebound. They both got drafted. Twin Towers. Man, the Twin Towers sh*t. Yep. Yeah, she, in the press conference, was like, I don't think another team is going to get a rebound. Or layup. Another team, South Carolina.
Starting point is 01:17:31 That's crazy. That's fire. That's dope. Two young stallions. Dope. That's dope. The Fevers opening game, they had to move to a different stadium because of Kaitlin Clark.
Starting point is 01:17:44 Oh, sh*t. Wow. Because the attendance was 12,000 originally, opening game they had to move to a different stadium because of how the Caitlin Clark Does the attendance was 12,000 originally and now it's 20,000 people coming out So let me ask you this power is dope. Let me ask this war unfortunately, Caitlin Clark because of the The unionization and all of that. She can't necessarily get no PC off of that 8,000 additional people. That's kind of f*cked up. Kalen Clark is going to take this $80,000 at the WNBA. It makes $77 million in endorsem*nts. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:18:12 No, I'm just saying. You know what I mean? This could be to help the entire team. That's true. Kalen Clark. I was on the WNBA. I'm going to watch more games. I'm going to games.
Starting point is 01:18:24 I'm going to a WNBA game. Kalen'm going to games. We were supposed to. I'm going to a WB game. Kalen Clark, hit me if you want a pod, man. 80 grand. I'll pull one of these little chairs up somewhere. I'll pull this outside chair in here. That could just squeeze. You could just get the swing. Yeah, you ain't worried.
Starting point is 01:18:38 80 grand. You can still go get your endorsem*nt money or anything. Come give us your opinion about some things. But 80 grand. sh*t. New episode of Jared Carmichael is out. Oh, did you watch it?
Starting point is 01:18:51 Telling you. Now I know I ain't watched that sh*t. I was about to ask you for the recap. No, no, no. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:18:56 I told you I'm not watching it again. You said it was done. I'm finished. Jared Carmichael was on The Breakfast Club. He apologized to Dave Chappelle. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:04 He apologized to Dave Chappelle. I. He apologized to Dave Chappelle. I think I have a clip somewhere and then him and Charlamagne got into it over the race play slave joke with your partner. He says he wasn't making that joke. I think he's full of sh*t.
Starting point is 01:19:17 But let me try to find the apology for you guys. He had like a role playing thing where slave and massa? Yes. That's what he said. He alluded to that. Are a lot of people watching this show? He had a Like a role playing thing Where Slave and Massa Yes That's what he said He alluded to that Are a lot of people
Starting point is 01:19:28 Watching this show Probably Yeah Probably We ain't Nielsen I don't know How the hell we know I don't know Joe
Starting point is 01:19:36 Cause you come And talk about this show They said episode two Was a little You know crazy Episode one Episode two I'm sure episode three
Starting point is 01:19:43 Is probably a little crazy I'm pretty sure It's all crazy Yeah Would you watch it Nah I'm sure episode three is probably a little crazy I'm pretty sure it's all crazy would you watch it nah I'm good just for research purposes nah yeah if I
Starting point is 01:19:50 my boss told me to watch it I'd watch it but in my own time nah I'm good I deeply regret ever saying anything about Dave Chappelle
Starting point is 01:20:00 to the press I wanna say that I'm sorry for that because one I'm a huge Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle fan shout press. I want to say that I'm sorry for that because, one, I'm a huge Dave Chappelle fan. Shout out to him. I think he's brilliant. I think he's a bright light in a dying industry.
Starting point is 01:20:14 I think he's more important now than ever before because comedians are now just posting clips of them doing crowd work online and calling it art, and it's not art. Dave Chappelle is an artist. He's one of the few artists that we have, and I care deeply about the work that he makes. With that said, the criticism that I had
Starting point is 01:20:29 had nothing to do with the morality of the joke, had nothing to do with the ethics of the joke. That's something that has also been misreported. The criticism I had was that of a fan, someone who respects him so much that I want him to focus his genius on a wide range of topics. I think that...
Starting point is 01:20:47 But it started being really, really focused on one thing. I disagree. Well, I'll say this. That's like us saying that about the slave job. I'll say this. I'm also a big fan of Jay-Z. If Jay-Z made three albums about trans people, I'd be like,
Starting point is 01:21:03 hey, what's going on with Jay-Z? But Jay-Z made three albums, more than three. Alright, y'all get the gist. That was a baldy. Let me ask you a question because I didn't watch it, but what I'm hearing is he's doing the same exact thing, but his sexuality and everything is basically
Starting point is 01:21:20 predicated on his appetite and... That's not the same thing that Dave did at all. No, but I'm saying if you're a comedian and you're just staying in one pocket all the time and you're talking about
Starting point is 01:21:30 one specific thing all the time, then all he's talking about is how thotty he is. No, his show is a reality show. It's not comedy. Yeah, true. Yeah, his show's not comedy. Yeah, it's different.
Starting point is 01:21:41 That makes sense. I think the criticism of Dave harping on the LGBTQ community is fair Like even as a Dave super fan That I am You came in and said that It was overwhelming
Starting point is 01:21:52 Like I'm cool We can do something else You're too brilliant Seems to be a lot of people Out there that don't know this So I'll say it What you shouldn't say With your apology is
Starting point is 01:22:03 With that said but there's no room for those three words in the cars those three phrases in an apology you apologize apology is not time to get the other person to understand why you made the error the apology is just time to acknowledge the error if you know so you're going to follow up your apology with why you feel vindicated in saying what you said in the first place, then why are you apologizing? Oh, because that's Dave.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's it, yeah. Powerful people will get the apology out of you before you're ready to deliver the apology yourself. True. They have ways and means of doing that. I'm sure comedy life hasn't just been a blast
Starting point is 01:22:47 these last few years. And even if it has, like, it's not an enemy that you want. Like he said, he went on to say that later, if he has that critique of Dave, that he would just pick up the phone and call him or his people, and that he would never publicly say something
Starting point is 01:23:01 like that again. I wonder how, I didn't hear the original comment when he made it. Was it happening during the course of an interview or was he doing some stand-up where he issued the criticism? He did it in a stand-up and he addressed it in interviews. Okay. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:23:19 Hmm. Does that do anything for you? No, I mean, I'm just thinking, because we've talked about this up here, where if you are like, you know, a diehard fan of somebody, then that gives you, you know, the bandwidth to offer a criticism because you truly do love this person. You follow their career. So who who is more, you know, who are you more welcoming like a criticism coming from? Not somebody who's just like a critic and can't stand you because then your words will just kind of fall on deaf ears. But somebody who follows your career, loves you, thinks that you are wildly talented, but that's just not up to par with what they believe. If I'm at the top of my craft, then the person you're describing is not who I take criticism for.
Starting point is 01:24:02 I take criticism from my network, my friends, people I trust, people I... I'm not accepting criticism from... Just because you a fan don't... Well, I mean, that's not to say that Dave... That's not to say that Dave had to accept anything. I'm just talking about issuing critic, you know, a critique of somebody. I don't really like hearing I'm a fan because, yeah, true, but you a peer now. You are a peer.
Starting point is 01:24:26 True. True, okay. That is a difference. But as a peer, stand on it. No, but as a peer, you could be able to offer a constructive criticism. Not publicly, though-ish. When you do it publicly. I'm not with the public.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Especially if I got your phone number. I do think the form would matter too though Because I think if it was In a comedic set In his stand up Yeah it's different That's a little bit fair game He dissed the sh*t out of him In that stand up
Starting point is 01:24:50 Don't let me go I don't remember He was talking about That sh*t with like Disgust He was repping for his His people Which is cool
Starting point is 01:24:57 But then I'm not mad at that Yeah But stand on it True I agree Especially if you still Carry some of those feelings
Starting point is 01:25:04 Or But listen But if you're my friend Pick up the phone I don. Especially if you still carry some of those feelings. But listen. But if you're my friend, pick up the phone. I don't know if they're friends. I don't know if they're friends either. He sound like he had an end to the camp. I was just going to say, him saying that next time I'll pick up the phone and call him or one of his people or something means I had another way I could have got that message out. Yeah, for sure. That's it.
Starting point is 01:25:21 People be pandering. That's what it is to me. Panda, for sure. People be pandering. That's what it is to me. Panda, you know. Powerful people have ways of trying to get you to pander. Even if they don't initiate that power themselves. That's true. We seeing it.
Starting point is 01:25:36 Where? All over the place. The stuff that you, like, again, some of the stuff that we hear about even the drinking and beef, we don't come up here and publicly say. That's a fact. That boy be moving mountains behind closed doors.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Power and money have means to make sh*t happen. Or not happen. Make people shut up. Or not happen. So you feel like the apology was because he was, somebody poked him? Pause. Sorry. No, it might not even, honestly, it mightoked him. Pause. Sorry. Oh, sh*t.
Starting point is 01:26:07 No, it might not even, honestly, it might not even be that. It could just be, I've had more hurdles and obstacles than I may have had. To go through. You don't know who he's cool with. You get what I'm saying? Now you on,
Starting point is 01:26:19 you sitting here dissing Dave, Dave might not have said a word, but he's cool. You diss me, Ish my man. But now Ish can, to get whatever have said a word, but he's cool. You dissed me. Ish my man. But now Ish can, to get whatever you're trying to achieve, you got to go through Ish. Ish might not have liked that sh*t you said about me. You want to get your Tim's record clear?
Starting point is 01:26:35 Oh, he wasn't here. You want to get your Tim's record clear? Yeah, I can get it clear. Now I'm on it. Listen, peace, love, and prayer to all parties involved. True, true. I finished watching while I'm done. Season finale.
Starting point is 01:26:52 What's episode two? Two episodes. Two. Crazy. Limited series. I hate that button. Very, very serious. You know how they got the my list?
Starting point is 01:27:00 Remove. I don't even want to. Don't pop up no more. I'm full of sh*t. Two episodes. Limited series. I wanted to fight, Joe. Yo, you all pop up no more. I'm full set. Two episodes. Limited series. I wanted to fight, Joe. Yo, y'all should watch episode two.
Starting point is 01:27:08 A demon emoji. I was so, I was. Don't ever send me a demon emoji again. I ain't know he's about to be on it like that. But don't send me no demon emoji again, though. What did you think was going to happen after episode one? Joe, you bugging. You sent a demon emoji to that subject matter.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Stop playing my man like that. Oh, I ain't even hear him say it. Yeah, don't do that no more. He said I sent you the demon emoji. You did, nigg*. Y'all should watch episode two, demon emoji. Don't do that. All right, get to show.
Starting point is 01:27:33 Don't do that no more. A demon emoji to the group chat is disgusting. About that? I was thinking to myself, I cannot believe he got these UFOs to watch this sh*t. I wouldn't send a demon about to him. He too sensitive. I'm just saying, I just was like, let me have suggested that.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Is he? Yeah, if he was on Tyler the Creator dick like that, I know what he'd do with Joe. Goddamn it. Hey, if Tyler had you spun out of control, don't talk to no real nigg*s, nigg*. You know what? Yo.
Starting point is 01:28:12 You're shaking my head. No, I'm not. What? This nigg*, yo. You know what's wrong, yo? You a different breed, huh? Yeah, dog. You a different breed.
Starting point is 01:28:19 You like when the Red Ranger and Green Ranger combine. All right. Here's a clip again. Probably see my homie trying to f*ck me on camera. Yo. It's Tyler, the creator at Coachella. I told the nigg* no, and he said, but what about if we filmed it? Yo, he had to address it?
Starting point is 01:28:44 I mean, it's Coachella. It's Coachella. It's the right place to address it I mean it's Coachella it's Coachella that's the right way to do it hey that sh*t was elaborate that Coachella nigg* Joe
Starting point is 01:28:50 Joe you where was the baby oh that was rolling loud where you did that sh*t I wonder how that works if he was
Starting point is 01:29:00 at Coachella about the same I think actually you think so really yeah how that works if he was at Coachella? About the same, I think, actually. You think so? Really? Yeah. You think he could've got it off at Coachella?
Starting point is 01:29:11 Okay, this is a free pod. Whatever y'all about to say. I ain't saying sh*t. I'm about to get some coffee. Stop setting us up, man. Mel, you had something that you wanted to get into I thought I know.
Starting point is 01:29:23 So, you came across my Explorer page. It was a podcast that you wanted to get into. I thought, no. So, you came across my Explorer page. It was a podcast that you did not too long ago. Ate at the Table? Am I saying that right? Ate at the Table. I did their pod.
Starting point is 01:29:36 I came across your Explorer page. She doesn't follow you. The algorithm. She don't follow you. Oh, my God. You don't speak internet terms. We're helping you translate to him. Okay.
Starting point is 01:29:46 She don't follow you, so she's not used to seeing you when she opens Instagram. Why do you guys have to keep on saying that? Why do you have to keep reiterating? You follow all them f*cking ladies on that panel. How you cool with them? Hey, girl, but you don't follow your brothers.
Starting point is 01:29:58 And you follow every guest that come in. Exactly. Talk to Ish. Lies and treachery will get you f*cking nowhere. That is not true. And that is not true and that is not true okay if that were true there'd be no american greed i i don't even lies and treachery get some whole shows that i watch did somebody hit the door
Starting point is 01:30:19 okay so you were talking about um women who follow influencers or influential women on Instagram, but they don't even live the lives of which they deem to be aspirational. Okay. You gave like one example, Kim Kardashian. I didn't. Okay. Well, fill me in. I didn't. Okay.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Well, fill me in. Because I was very interested to know who you thought was an aspirational figure for the lion's share of women. Bernice. Angela Rye. Mm-hmm. I thought, sweetie. Stop helping us. Or shut up and let them fight. She did great on BMF, by the way.
Starting point is 01:31:04 She was amazing. Yeah, she ain't do that bad She was amazing We not praising BMF on this Contextually What we were talking about Was the power that Social media has on
Starting point is 01:31:18 The youth and more importantly Women nowadays Where we are idolizing Women that we see or people that we see on social media and they're living a lie. So you might think that this particular woman is up because she got some Gucci bags or she got some Chanel bags or G-Wagon that you see, but you don't know what she's doing to attain those things.
Starting point is 01:31:42 And not just that, she might be going home to the projects. Because that's what we are showing for public consumption and public view. But that could be living a lie about their life. Okay, keep going. So, with regards to the relationship piece, I talked about how we are trying to emulate
Starting point is 01:32:00 these women to date such players. You know what I'm saying? The money baller nigg*s, whatever the case may be. But in very, very rare instances are those women being date such players. You know what I'm saying? The money baller nigg*s, whatever the case may be. But in very, very rare instances are those women being wifed. So that's what I talked about. That's real sh*t. So which example was Angela Rye?
Starting point is 01:32:14 You just asked me who should somebody look at on social media and aspire to become like and I gave you one person. Okay. All right. I didn't know which category
Starting point is 01:32:24 she fell into. I've never seen her with a G-Wagon. No. I see, okay. You want the girls to look at Angela, Lorraine as like an inspiration? Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at that. So who do you feel like women are looking up to? That's what I'm, that was the example.
Starting point is 01:32:45 I'm not going to name nobody's name, but they are looking at these Instagram baddies, et cetera, et cetera. And girls are trying to emulate that. I don't understand what is so hard to understand. I know. And that's why I'm slipping the jab. I want you to keep, keep, keep when I start shooting. I want you to have that same sense of humor When I start shooting and don't tuck and run
Starting point is 01:33:08 But it's cool I don't tuck and run I see that's crazy right Stop Drop the gimme 50 Okay I was just looking for clarification It felt like the conversation kind of then devolved
Starting point is 01:33:25 into like talking about BBLs and surgeries and all of these things that women do for whatever purposes. You didn't agree with it? No, much more articulate than what you sound like right now. Yeah, man. That's what I'm saying. He's not giving me anything.
Starting point is 01:33:46 He's like, he's looking away from me. I answered the question that you asked me directly with a concise answer. I agree with that. So if you're trying to get to a point,
Starting point is 01:33:54 get to your point. Talk, nigg*. Again, and you flip it, and you flip in the conversation and you flip in the narrative. I agree with him. we had a conversation
Starting point is 01:34:04 and we talked about how And we've had these same exact conversations On this platform Flip I'm gonna punch you In your f*cking throat Where people are getting Women are getting surgeries Et cetera et cetera
Starting point is 01:34:13 And some Often times they blame the men On why they are getting those things It's a fact Women are doing certain sh*t And they blame men So I talked about how women go buy Expensive purses or cars
Starting point is 01:34:22 Et cetera et cetera And I said it's not needed To get a man. A nigg*'s gonna f*ck you with a Michael Kors bag or a Chanel bag. Every nigg* up here can attest to that. A nigg*'s gonna f*ck you if you drive a Honda Accord or if you drive a Benz. If you are a pretty girl, you're a pretty girl. You don't need the other
Starting point is 01:34:36 ancillary things to make a nigg* get you. The Honda Accord puss*es. Fire. Civit. puss*. It's fire. Ultima? The two-door. The two-door. The two-door. door Ultima up there The two door That is the subject
Starting point is 01:34:46 Of the conversation That's the context Of the conversation sh*t that sound like a buffalo The two door You know they didn't put No oil in that sh*t At all
Starting point is 01:34:55 You know when you put The bottle on the bike And you knock it You hear that noise When you ride the bike Three soft tires Tire pressure light on f*ck
Starting point is 01:35:02 You know the f*ck Bitch light on She's making a f*cking noise You can take a look at it Brakes grinding Brakes grinding and sh*t tire pressure light on she's making a f*cking noise brakes grinding brakes grinding this sh*t this sh*t sound like a train when you start
Starting point is 01:35:11 we don't care we don't care bring that train right over here just sounded a little generalized your takes on sh*t okay
Starting point is 01:35:20 is this something that you didn't agree with I'm trying to see the point I agree with Ish with? I'm trying to see the point. I agree with Ish on this. I'm trying to see the point because you got me. I looked up Angela Robb. I'm doing my research just now. Is there a point you're trying to make?
Starting point is 01:35:32 No, I just wanted to find it. Well, you were very passionate when the clips that I saw. Really passionate. Almost like you were angry. Oh, I see where you're trying to go. Pizza can hear you? Yeah. Can we eat, boss? angry. Oh, I see where you're trying to go. Pizza can hear you? No. Eat, boss.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Pull your shades up, yo. Pull your f*cking shades up, yo. And it also just felt like a very generalized take on women. And you're defending women. You feel like he shouldn't make that statement about women. What is your stance on this, Mel? Oftentimes, the women that you're talking about, I don't even, like, who are these women that you're talking about?
Starting point is 01:36:11 Like, I feel like you focus on, you're hyper-focused on one type of woman who has, you know, these, you know, black goals, aspirations, other than attaining a nigg* Gucci bag, an NBA player, and all these things. I'm just like... There's other women out here. Yeah, you talk about women as like... I'm sorry. I'm going to use the word that we use all the time. A f*cking monolith. And it's just like... And they're not. They're not a monolith. What did you add? What is a monolith? Not women. That's true.
Starting point is 01:36:40 It's a hom*ogenized group. I love this nigg*. Look. And that was recorded during Women's History Month, wasn't it? Sure, the f*ck was. How you know when I recorded it? Oh, okay. Fair.
Starting point is 01:36:56 I don't. I don't. Now we're going to talk. You kind of baby. You generalize men just as much as everybody up here. You talk about men. You don't talk about them in a manner that includes everybody. You talk about a select group of men.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Give me an example. Every time you talk about men. So what I'm telling you is when you sit here and start shooting, don't run and bitch and cower. When nigg*s start shooting at you back, you use your weaponized. Sit down. You weaponize your female fan base all the time. Do I? Yes.
Starting point is 01:37:26 What? We have a whole five episodes. We have an episode called Bitch Box where you say that the stuff that people say weighs on you. And you sitting in here and you gunning for me. So I'm telling you, I'm trying to let it rock. When I shoot back at you, don't cower. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:37:42 I don't think I've ever cowered. Okay, cool. Say less. Okay. I'm saying. I don't think I've ever cowered. Okay, cool. Say less. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Nice. I'm still with you. I'm here. I ain't leaving. Where the f*ck are you? Get back in your seats. Everybody left the show.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Get back in your seats. We're scared. Oh, God. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. It's fine. Okay. You know what I was laughing at? I'll get off of them for a minute, give them some time to cool off. I'll see if I can start another fight real quick.
Starting point is 01:38:08 No, for real. I'm going to try to start another one. I'm liking the fight energy. I hit Imani last night and said, yo, you outside. And he said, nah, I got a flat. And then I just left it alone. But then I seen him tweet that he had a flat. And then I seen Ice tweet, nigg* got a flat. And then I just left it alone. But then I seen him tweet that he had a flat. And then I seen Ice tweet,
Starting point is 01:38:28 nigg*, fix the flat. Imani said, yo, I'm waiting for Triple A. So don't mind me if I just get these tweets off. And then Ice was like, nigg*, change it. Change the flat. And until Ice said that, I didn't even think. He got a flat right at Newark, and he's stuck. What's up?
Starting point is 01:38:50 Come on, please. I saw your response. I didn't see his response. I did. He sh*tted on me. So first off, most people who do know, most of the newer model cars, 2020 and up, don't typically come with spares.
Starting point is 01:39:05 Caught you a broke boy. Caught me a sh*t on me. So that's one. Oh, sh*t. Two. I didn't know that, though. Two. I didn't know that, neither.
Starting point is 01:39:11 I didn't know that. Well, you broke. 100%. No, my sh*t got a spare. They don't come with spares. Two. My sh*t got a spare. Two.
Starting point is 01:39:17 When I caught the flat. Two. Two. When I caught the flat. Baltimore E. And I tried to go and check and call to see if I can go to a tire spot,
Starting point is 01:39:27 it was already seven something. All the spots around me were then closed. Where were you? I was on a one and nine. Right there. Oh, one and nine. One and nine is full of...
Starting point is 01:39:36 Nick, what? After seven o'clock, there is 100% none open. All right. That's the end of our flat tire segment. That's not true. That's it. You just got familiar. What's the purpose of our flat tire segment. That's not true. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:39:45 That's it. You just got familiar. What's the purpose of having AAA if you're not going to use it? How long until AAA to come? About an hour. Alright. It's cool. You got all that.
Starting point is 01:39:54 AAA your ass off. AAA. Oh my God. Anyway, speaking of cars, real quick. So, New York has changed what a boot looks like. They've changed how they put a boot on your car. It's called the Barnacle. Excuse me?
Starting point is 01:40:19 The Barnacle is a big, yellow, rectangular device that works off of air suction that they stick to your windshield. And you are unable to pull it off because of the amount of air suction that's on it. Something like a thousand PSI. I don't remember what it is. That should shatter some of these cracked little windshields. They actually have the, they use a key
Starting point is 01:40:32 and lock it and everything. So you cannot, and as GPS, the whole sh*t, you can't take it off. I'll take that windshield right out. I'm breaking my window.
Starting point is 01:40:37 I don't need it. Can I watch Ace Ventura? You can do that too. Hang outside. This comes with GPS tracking What are you doing? And New York is hoping to
Starting point is 01:40:48 You know And you have to return it You gotta return them boots You have to return I'm trying to wear it off You gotta return the boots too You gotta return the boots too I used to get them sh*ts
Starting point is 01:40:56 You gotta return them sh*ts And you gotta I think 48 hours to return them nigg* I figured a way To take them sh*ts off I got an Allen key I put them on my knees Yeah
Starting point is 01:41:03 Once I figured that sh*t I was taking them sh*ts off And returning them They had a They had a nigg* online In New York I got an Allen key. I put it on my knees. Once I figured that sh*t out, I was taking them sh*ts off and returning them. They had a nigg* online in New York. It was a little bootleg number. If you got the boot on your sh*t,
Starting point is 01:41:13 they would come take it off your car. Yeah. They would come take it off. I'm with Parks. Take the whole windshield off. Actually, these little barnacle tricks y'all playing, they ain't going to work
Starting point is 01:41:21 on none of them Spanish nigg*s in the Bronx. Hell no. None of them nigg*s by Cityfield, neither. She work on none of them Spanish nigg*s in the Bronx. Hell no. None of them nigg*s by Cityfield, neither. Shea Stadium. None of them nigg*s
Starting point is 01:41:28 in the Bronx take that sh*t over to Butterknife with a Chinese star. With a razor blade and some coconut oil. Ain't going to wait around the corner
Starting point is 01:41:35 and get a hold of the windshield real quick. That part. No problem. Yo, if you owe three, four, five grand in tickets,
Starting point is 01:41:41 yo, I'll replace that windshield for $350, $400. If I really got somewhere to go, I'm Ace Venturer. I'm out the window with this. You're out the window. sh*t, I do that in the winter
Starting point is 01:41:51 on a real snowy day when I ain't get all the snow off. You gotta go? Yeah, I'm out of there. Good luck to all the New Yorkers out there getting that bullsh*t off of you. And pay your tickets.
Starting point is 01:42:02 Pay your tickets. No. Pay your tickets. Yeah, nah. Pay your fines. No. Pay your tickets. Yeah, nah. Pay your fines. Mel. Rich nigg*s, boy. I have a question.
Starting point is 01:42:10 You rich nigg*s, shut up. I'm farting. Stop it. I'll audit you on air. Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t. I'll audit. Don't play with me, nigg*.
Starting point is 01:42:18 I ain't Mel. I'm not going to cower. I'll audit you on air. You can't, though. Damn it. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, nigg*.
Starting point is 01:42:23 You ain't doing no more consultations. Stop playing with me. Why not? Whoa. Because the first hundred is out of here already. God damn it. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, nigg*. You ain't doing no more consultations. Stop playing with me. Why not? Whoa. Because the first hundred is out of here already. It was 200. Oh, yeah, it did 200. It was 100.
Starting point is 01:42:31 I'll add up all your sh*t, nigg*. You can't. All the Rosedale houses, the hoodies. Rosedale. I'll add it all up. You can't. You can't, though, but it's cool. I ain't playing with you.
Starting point is 01:42:40 I'm ignoring you, bro. Man. Mm-hmm. How do you feel about how the news has been treating Gene Hackman? How they've been making fun of him as far as the clothes he's still wearing. You know, he's 94 years old. And, you know, they had a picture of him wearing one outfit. And then weeks later, he wore the same outfit.
Starting point is 01:43:00 You know, he's been staying out the media. So I know you're very familiar with white news. I was not familiar with f*cking what Gene Hackman's up to. I'm sorry. He's really funny. Gene Hackman. How do you feel about that? He's got a great sense of humor, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:43:14 I don't know Gene Hackman to be funny, but okay. You feel like they should leave him alone? Leave the old man alone. What the f*ck? Okay. You want to see if your black side was still around? Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:25 Keep playing with me. Why? Leave the old man alone. What the f*ck? Okay. You want to see if your black side was still around? Okay. Yeah. Keep playing with me. Why? Speaking of white side, black side, a picture surfaced of Lotto's mom. Oh, I saw it. And it spawned a debate. A voter? No, no.
Starting point is 01:43:42 Yo, you nice with this. That was good. That's good. So, a debate popped up on the end of that. We about to sit here and do this. Come on, let me hear it. I want to hear it. Whose mom is hotter?
Starting point is 01:43:57 Yeah, her mom or Ice-Mice mom. I'm never saying Ice-Mice mom. Sweetie's mom's pretty fun, too. Sweetie's dad, too. Sorry. What the f*ck? We're talking about... Y'all, come on.
Starting point is 01:44:10 We're talking about moms. I said something about a dad. f*ck y'all, okay? He's fine. Moving right along. Respect. Respect. We cool?
Starting point is 01:44:19 Okay. So y'all haven't seen them? Who? I saw... They're both hot. I saw Lotto's mom. I saw her mom today. She was good. I didn't see Ice Spice's mom.... They're both hot. I saw Lotto's mom. I saw her mom today. She was good.
Starting point is 01:44:26 I didn't see Ice Spice's mom. She looks good too. All of these moms look great. Yeah, they're beautiful women. They all look great. I'm not about to... We are at the age... Like, Ice Spice posted a picture
Starting point is 01:44:36 her mother had when she was 15. No, Lotto said that. I mean, that's what I meant. Lotto, I'm sorry. Her mother had her when she was 15. So, fam, when you 20, your mother is only 35. nigg*s, yeah, it's target practice. Like, what are we talking about?
Starting point is 01:44:52 No, I'm saying they still, they not older moms. We come from a generation where it's older moms. These, when you having kids at a young age, your mother's going to still be. Plus, we're older. Yeah, that part too. So. Yeah, we older. Mom's his age. Plus we're older. Yeah, that part too. Yeah, we older. Mom's as large.
Starting point is 01:45:07 I can't wait till these moms find their shorts from 15 years ago. sh*t, yo. I'm gonna be online for that day. Look how I look. Look how I look. Look at me. There, granny with the body.
Starting point is 01:45:26 That's fine. That's fine. Took pictures. You guys are just jealous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me. The granny that got the body. All right, I'm out of here.
Starting point is 01:45:40 I looked amazing. f*ck y'all. We agree. We agree. We agree. Holy sh*t. I'm done with y'all. Shout out to all the moms. Shout out to all the moms. We love y'all. We agree. We agree. We agree. Holy sh*t. I'm done with y'all. Shout out to all the moms.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Shout out to all the moms. We love y'all. Shout out to all the moms. Okay, well, who did you pick? Who was the hottest mom? You can't pick, man. One is white. One is Hispanic.
Starting point is 01:45:56 They both look beautiful. Okay. All right. Howard Parks. Boner. No. Well, that's what he said. Squeeze both.
Starting point is 01:46:06 Okay. Respectfully. Respect. All respect. All respect. boner no well that's what he said no squeeze both okay respectfully respect all respect speaking of respect I want to take a quick break so we could just say rest in peace
Starting point is 01:46:18 to Rico way please the right way I don't want to play all of this sh*t. Hold a second. That's the other thing. Atlanta Heart is happy right now.
Starting point is 01:46:47 If I'm too drunk, I heart don't pump no too late Shopping you'll get too sprayed, too raged You're like the one and only outcast Many a nigg* falling fast and I continue blasting Things ain't gon' get easy, got something for em They level up in your grill and you still don't even know em Show em who's the okay Like Collin, I'm the best I'm the best
Starting point is 01:47:20 I'm the best I'm the best I'm the best I'm the best nigg*s falling faster, I continue blasting They ain't gon' get me, got something for em They level up in your grill and you still don't even know em Show em who's the OK, like collard greens and hocakes I got soul, that's something that you ain't got That's why your style is rotten, stop in the land of ATL We're nothing but pimps for the equipment, quick to make us sell swell
Starting point is 01:47:39 Slowly got my pockets, business booming like rocket trucks I just stop it, but they know that you're bad Atlanta, what up, what up, what up, what up Time to drop the funk, funk, funk Atlanta what up, what up, what up, what up Top set drop, bop, bop, bop, bop Think about hip hop. Originality is the most important thing because it inspires and motivates. Don't play nobody's sh*t. Yeah, so if you come up with something, even if you didn't do it the best, you just presented it to the world.
Starting point is 01:48:21 So somebody else is gonna rip it another day or whatever. But right in these first little 18 months, they can't come behind you with it they can it's got to be your lane only right now so as many breaks as we had it was up to just making records that coincided or whatever right i would that was that was our lifeline once we made it into the music industry we felt like as long as we were digging we were reading books and we were learning and that's what new york had forgot for a little while. They got caught up into it. f*cking real.
Starting point is 01:48:47 And that's why the South got in there. Because we didn't, it looked like they let us in with Master P and Cash Money. It was like, that's because they f*cked up and didn't f*ck with us early on. Yeah. But when we were, we're their brother. That's why it's called the East Coast. Because Atlanta's on the East Coast. DC's on the East Coast. Because Atlanta's on the East Coast. DC's on the East Coast.
Starting point is 01:49:07 All these places are reminiscent of hip-hop. Even though we give all the credit to Bronx. Give all the credit to New York, Brooklyn. Because it's deservingly so. We always looked at New York as the father. And Los Angeles as the mother. And we were the child that came from it. That's why he said from neglect.
Starting point is 01:49:25 That's where he said from neglect. That's where the line came from. In fact, that neglect was enough to try to figure it out on y'all. Right. Whew. I didn't even know he was a part of this. He is. Hey. Hey, rest in peace, Andrea.
Starting point is 01:49:50 I love you still. Hey. Wait up. Hey. Nah, you pulling them shorts out when this come on. I can't pretend. Don't you hold on to me. Nah, you pulling them shorts out when this come on. Short the f*ck out. When I'm short, when this song come on.
Starting point is 01:50:10 Hey. Oh, don't let go. You have to let go. Oh, don't let go. Let go. Oh, no, I can't let that play. That sh*t right there. Rest in peace, Rego Wade.
Starting point is 01:50:28 Definitely go check out the Art of Organized Noise. It used to be on Netflix. I'm not sure where you got to chase it down now, but it's a great, great doc. You might have to go to Amazon Prime or something to catch it now. I'm not positive. I looked for it, and I couldn't find it on Netflix yesterday. Also, the Questlove podcast they did last year, very recently, is super dope.
Starting point is 01:50:46 They had the whole organized noise there. Both two pieces of content you should check out to get some insight behind. For sure. Him and the whole team. Also, while we're on the subject of Rest in Peace, Rest in Peace, Mr. C. Again, they did unveil his cause of death. It was diabetes-related coronary artery and kidney disease. Just want to send another rest in peace out.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Rest in peace to Mr. C. You know, rest in peace, Mr. C. and Rico Wade. And yo, go to the doctor out there. Yes. Go to the doctor. Don't skip the checkup. I just went recently. High blood pressure.
Starting point is 01:51:20 You got to stop screaming up here, too. High blood pressure, nigg*. For real. We old now. We can't play. Stress levels, all that sh*t is important. I'm dead ass. I ain't playing.
Starting point is 01:51:29 What else? What else? What else? Did anybody see the clip of Justin Bieber and... Jaden Smith. Jaden Smith riding ass? Anybody see the clip of these little two Hollywood kids riding some ass? I missed it. Unfortunately.
Starting point is 01:51:43 They were gyrating on one another at Coachella. It wasn't on one another, but. It was on one another. Oh, I didn't see that. I only seen one way. Jaden went up behind Justin Bieber. And rode some ass. Justin Bieber was dancing with him.
Starting point is 01:51:58 And then Justin Bieber gave him a little kiss on the neck. Later, boo. Oh, that was the little, right here, that had him cheeked. I didn't see that piece. Yeah, gave him a little smooches. nigg* look. They was necking? They gave him a little peck on the boot. Oh, that was the little bit right here. That had a cheek. Yeah, gave me a little smooches. They was necking? They gave me a little peck on the neck. Hey, if a nigg* come grind on you real quick,
Starting point is 01:52:11 I ain't gonna show you appreciation. You got to show some love. I ain't giving a little peck. Yo, go look it up. Appreciate that. That's just what I needed right now. Good luck with that. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:52:20 This is crazy, bro. Salute. I ain't mad Hey listen That's what you're supposed To do at Coachella You see your old work Over there You in the trailer
Starting point is 01:52:32 Right here You see your old work Coming out the trailer Over there nigg* I'm walking over What's up Old work looking like something Yeah
Starting point is 01:52:38 You know what I'm saying Maybe some chemicals In the system a little bit Oh yeah yeah yeah For sure I'm smack Smacking some ass If it system a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I'm smacking some ass. If it's a dude, hey, nigg*.
Starting point is 01:52:49 Been a while. That thing's still sitting. Where the f*ck you been? Aggressive slap. Looking good, bro. That nigg*'s a sick. Listen, it was a sunny day. What you want to do on a nice sunny day? Well, we do that, though. You think it's tipsy a little bit? We don't do that. No, it was a sunny day. That's what you want to do on a nice sunny day.
Starting point is 01:53:06 Well, we do that, though. Make it tipsy a little bit. We don't do that. No, no, no, no. Not that pause. Not that with men. Oh. Not because, you know, I'm just saying that we make our presence known when we see our
Starting point is 01:53:18 ex. No matter what you have. What's up? Come here, girl. How you doing? I don't care for who you around. Not all the time. That's what you do?
Starting point is 01:53:23 Not all the time. Not all the time. Depending on how the nigg* looks. Oh, that's you. Oh, sh*t. Depending on how the nigg* looks. I make my presence known. What's up? How you doing for who you around? Depending on unless you oh sh*t the pit on it, but I think my presence know what's up depend on how the ex look Yeah, that's what I go Take my shopping cart right down this other I'm not to my butter face. I'm so about something nice She's still wearing them sweatpants, too.
Starting point is 01:53:46 Damn, this bitch ain't bought no new sweats. Tom ain't been good since you. Eight years. It's the something that you still got that hoodie on? It could go reverse when you find your old shorts. Like, damn, this bitch ain't bought no new shorts yet. God. She still got them. She still got them.
Starting point is 01:53:59 She still got them. Yo. She still got them Levi's. Damn, time's been hard. Jaboz. Holy sh*t. She still got them Levi's. Time's been hard. Jaboz. Holy sh*t. I'm just saying, every woman keeps a pair of jeans or shorts, some article of clothing that reminds her of a time where she was... Every woman?
Starting point is 01:54:20 No. Okay. All right. You speaking for all women? Most. How do you know? Huh? How do monolith? Okay, okay, all right. Oh, got him. You speaking for all women? Most. How do you know? Huh? How do you know?
Starting point is 01:54:29 She pulled them. Well, because I am one. You know what, though? Wait. Come on. That's peace. Go ahead, Joe, finish. What you about to say?
Starting point is 01:54:37 I was just going to say, off of that argument that y'all was about to have, you never did say, like, who are the women that you look to on the internet for, like, inspiration? Good question. Mm-hmm. I don't really look to anybody specifically.
Starting point is 01:54:53 Do you have any inspirations that are women? Not the internet, just who you inspire you? Maya Angelou. Still you rise. Still you rise. You're f*cking. Still you rise. Phenomenal woman. We just getting bullsh*t off today.
Starting point is 01:55:17 Okay, all right. Okay. Okay, no. I'll give you a couple more examples. Please. Claire Huxtable. Michelle Obama. Mara Brock Akil. Tabithxtable. Michelle Obama. Mara Brock-Akeel.
Starting point is 01:55:27 Tabitha Brown. Julia Roberts. All right. I really f*cking do love Julia Roberts. Yes, yes. I love her. Not so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:35 Yeah. All right, so maybe you knew you do need to follow some of the hoes. That explains it. Well, tell me about some hoes I need to follow. I don't know. I unfollowed them all bullsh*t bullsh*t
Starting point is 01:55:46 give me your phone right now let me look at your we did this before let me look at your followers you can look at look what I can find cause every time I see some sh*t on my explorer page
Starting point is 01:55:54 click on the picture who liked it Joe f*cking Button maybe it was a good picture isn't that what Instagram is for I thought you said that what yeah
Starting point is 01:56:01 yeah sure like all the bullsh*t you want can I see your phone what I'll give you my phone Can I see your phone? What? I'll give you my phone. Can I see yours? Swap.
Starting point is 01:56:09 No. Phone for a phone. I'm the only one in my friend group that ever is down to do the phone swap game. I'm afraid of what he's going to go look for, though. No, you're afraid of what's in there. Yeah. Yes. And bring Takara over here, too. Why do you want Takara? Look, now you're hyping it. You did too much already. No, no, no too Why do you want Takara?
Starting point is 01:56:25 Look, now you hyping it You did too much already No, no, no Why do you want Takara? Never mind, I don't now Now I don't What the f*ck? Now I don't
Starting point is 01:56:30 You f*cked it up How? Just that fast, you f*cked it up You want me to just say yes, okay? I don't want you to do what you did What? Girl, it ain't that serious Okay, fine
Starting point is 01:56:41 Yeah, f*ck out of here now I'll bring her on I'll bring her There you go Okay You ain't gotta always run She'll come The little LA beach
Starting point is 01:56:47 You ain't gotta always Just jump on a little Atlanta flight Come on y'all can hang out Over here Okay She's in Atlanta I'll make her
Starting point is 01:56:55 Tell her to come on up here Now you're talking Hey Taker What else What else is important Cause we have discussed Mad sh*t that matters none We've discussed
Starting point is 01:57:03 f*cking Barnacle boots Boots On cars Hot moms Yeah Because we have discussed mad sh*t that matters none. We've discussed f*cking boots on cars. Hot moms. Yeah. Hot moms. All this sh*t sounds important to me. That's important. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Starting point is 01:57:12 That's important. Maybe I'm biased like the fans say. I don't know. It could be. Justin Bieber's saying his favorite piece of ass over there got the power walking. You ever see your favorite piece of ass somewhere? Hey, now, I got to catch up with her. Start jogging.
Starting point is 01:57:32 You right. Hey, I don't want to buy all these. No, no, no, you right. You right, my nigg*. You're not supposed to tell that. Yeah, you're not supposed to say it, but. No, they're not supposed to catch you due to the quick little, yeah. You got to do it and get back in your regular stride. Yeah, it's like red light, green light.
Starting point is 01:57:46 Yeah, exactly. It's like red light, green light. Exactly, red light, green light. That's funny, son. Yo, you're an idiot. If you're listening to this podcast and not watching it, Flip has stepped away to blow his nose for the
Starting point is 01:58:01 thousandth time today. Allergy season. Yeah, it's allergy season. He said his allergies is acting up. I mean, anybody hang out with him in his off time? Can anybody confirm that he has allergies?
Starting point is 01:58:18 Or is it that other nose problem? I think it's the candy. We done worked with you for a few years now. I ain't even know you had allergies. And you be my hyper and sh*t. No, you shouldn't be moody I do. Yeah, I do act erratic Yeah Let me live gotcha, but you just moved the Jersey right? Yeah, you know, hey find out where to get it That way to get even talking to each accordion
Starting point is 01:58:49 Ordered him I go to him. He want to get back in the game Oh, he's saying goodbye for real is over for real. I gotta start hanging out with y'all in your spare time I don't know what nobody do except for ice because he's a proud dad. Yeah It's a proud dad too, but he could step away and leave baby with mama for a little bit, hit the block. Get a couple of them off? Yeah, get a few of these packs off with a special hoodie and a consultation. Combo deal. nigg* get that good co*ke from me.
Starting point is 01:59:18 Get bad sh*t from me. Your man still got the mattress. I grabbed the gold. I grabbed the gold today. Your man still got the mattress-ish? They still got the mattresses? Okay. Did you ever get a new mattress yet?
Starting point is 01:59:31 I've been wanting to update. You didn't get the new mattress yet? No, no. I bought my ring. And a new watch. I mean, okay. If you pocket watch, I guess, yeah. Somebody, yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:44 I had to look closely. Different band, I don't know if you took the band and removed it, but... I didn't. He didn't do that. Oh, it's a new watch. I didn't take a band and remove anything. Salute. I'm happy for my brother.
Starting point is 01:59:57 I'm proud, man. Sound like that, though. Sound like you happy for your brother. Extremely happy, wow. Killing sh*t out here. Can I see it? Just you turn it off. All right, we off of you. I'm done with you.
Starting point is 02:00:06 I'm done with you. Let me see. Let me see. What else? What else did I have that was or was not important? Kassanat. Let the young nigg* pay. Sometimes you got to pay for ass.
Starting point is 02:00:19 Kassanat paid allegedly five grand for some ass. Shorty came through and then left, and she exposed that. Huh? That wasn't a five grand ass. Hell no, it wasn't a five grand ass. You don't know the price of the ass. To who? Sometimes you be horny at night.
Starting point is 02:00:39 A lot of people are inside. They don't want to come out. And sometimes you just got to. Yeah, no, that's right. That's when I seen some of these rapping nigg*s hit the back page. Yeah, you gotta pay for that. Some of y'all rappers, I seen it with my own eyes,
Starting point is 02:00:51 look for the newspaper at midnight, nigg*. Hey, they don't even know what day that paper is. What day is that paper, yesterday, today? It's a recurring ad. You're right. Oh yeah, they gonna get the same piece of ass from back there. Numbers the same.
Starting point is 02:01:04 But here's the problem I have with the young lady. She's messing it up. She's supposed to hold that down. It looked like she just started getting bread. It looked like he made a mistake and made a bad decision in the girl. It's not a true snipe, but he paid for that. And she wasn't even worth it. No disrespect.
Starting point is 02:01:19 Salute to each his own. But, nigg*, she f*cked up the game. Sometimes we pay for it. If a girl's saying, before I was married, if a girl's telling me, nigg*, you f*cked, like, she f*cked up the game. Sometimes we pay for, like, if a girl's saying, before I was married, if a girl's telling me, I'm coming now, I'll send her, it was a cash app then,
Starting point is 02:01:34 I'll go to the ATM and take out a couple of Western Union, that sh*t, right? Get that money over here. You be thirsty. What I will say on this, I don't like what she did there. What I will say on this, I't like what she did what i will say on this i'm with flip i think shorty violated right and i do think there's a such thing as the young girls that are straight off the porch and they don't know how this is done so if any of y'all are listening
Starting point is 02:01:58 out there the transaction alone comes with uh confidential. Legal rights. Silence. And an understanding of things. If there's no paperwork, just that exchange of money does come with certain rights. So, Kaisenat is rumored to be taking legal action against this young lady. True.
Starting point is 02:02:21 Huh? He's taking legal action against her. You cannot, I cannot pay you for a service. Well, when he said he had a son action against her. I cannot pay you for a service. But when he said he had her sign an NDA. Oh, she signed an NDA. And the other thing is, because she put pictures of him out. That's revenge p*rn.
Starting point is 02:02:35 Yeah? Yeah, you're done. Get Lisa Bloom on the phone. We back. But why these nigg*s be so tired? And if you taking money for sex, why you just can't do that and shut the f*ck up and hold it down?
Starting point is 02:02:47 There's too much talking in there. You know why? Because they care about their 15 minutes of fame, that clout drug. That's why. That mean more than the money to them. Well, if those are the girls
Starting point is 02:02:57 that you f*cking with. Hey, I'm them girls. I can't. I'm not going to sleep with no stranger in my crib. At all. She gotta leave. You gotta go.
Starting point is 02:03:04 I was having a conversation with somebody that shall remain anonymous, but it was a woman. And we were revisiting the Drea Jalen Green conversation. And this young lady started to tell me that, you know, she opened up that dialogue in a room full of athletes. Like, hey, why do you think that the age gap between athletes and the women that they date is so large and is so popular right now? Right. And she named all these examples of NBA relationships that have a 8, 10, 12, and 14-year gap. Okay.
Starting point is 02:03:48 And she said some of the reasoning that she heard back from the younger athletes, you don't even hear what I'm saying. You roll the eyes. I didn't say nothing. I think I know. I didn't say nothing. Go ahead. Well, it's just a perspective I never viewed it from, so I'm sharing it.
Starting point is 02:04:04 It's not mine, so if you disagree with it, it's cool. But she said some of the athletes, some of the younger athletes said that the differences in the older women and the younger women are way too vast now. She said that they said a lot of the younger women are entitled and undeserving. So now, the second that you say anything to them, whether they worthy of it or not, the young girls are leading with a trip. If you invite them to the game,
Starting point is 02:04:39 they expect court side seats versus back in the day where some of the older women, they appreciate they appreciate it differently. They go about it differently. They hold it down differently. They talk a lot less. Some of these older the older women, they have their sh*t together. So they got their boutiques or whatever their business is. So these girls are up. She was driving home the point that Jalen Green if you've heard the other pregnancy stories he could be painted as the predator he had a crush on this woman he tracked her down and yada yada yada then we got into the whole brain development part of that and and we left that but
Starting point is 02:05:17 I thought it was just interesting her perspective or the athlete's perspective on getting me an older woman, an older woman who has 8 million followers. You know who she is. You know what she do. She got her own bag. She know how to move versus these young girls who don't bring sh*t to the table and could barely f*ck. So when we started talking about Kai Sinat
Starting point is 02:05:39 and this girl with five grand, like, it's kind of in the same ballpark to me. I would agree with everything she said. Mel? I never looked at it like, I never even thought of that. I would agree. Like, I just think that the social media aspect with us and our age group. So let's take, I don't want to stay on them, but Drea and Jalen Green.
Starting point is 02:06:01 Drea was around pre-Instagram. You know what I'm saying? Drea's been around pre-Instagram. You know what I'm saying? Dre has been around with the new people. They want to go on a trip, not even for the experience so much of the place where they're going.
Starting point is 02:06:12 They want to go on a trip so I can floss on the Gram. You never been there. The question she was just asking you about your interview. Exactly. That's what I was
Starting point is 02:06:21 getting ready to ask her. This is the answer to that question. I understand. Wait, so which question? A part about his interview, these young, they're following the Instagram thing.
Starting point is 02:06:29 Got it, got it, got it, got it. Oh, look what y'all did. Full circle. Got it, got it, got it. And so, even with that, I want to be on the court side floor so I could take a picture of the floor. nigg*s is doing it.
Starting point is 02:06:39 Man, we saw it. The boys are doing it. nigg*s that we know, yo, it's a nigg* that we all know. This nigg*. Cory know him. No, we all know. This nigg*. Cory know him. No, we all know him. I don't know who he got
Starting point is 02:06:48 taking his pictures. I think they be laying on the ground when this nigg* be courtside taking a picture from the up view. I know what you're talking about. Like, what the f*ck are we doing? This is men. You talking about back ass?
Starting point is 02:06:56 No, it ain't back ass. Men doing that sh*t. You get what I'm saying? So I can only imagine the 22 to 23 year old girl sitting courtside or going to Dubai or going to these places. They just going.
Starting point is 02:07:07 So that's the entitlement because that's their norm. And we was coming along. Yeah. Going to Myrtle Beach was cool. You got to remember, you got to remember like the social media. Social media wasn't around like that then when Dre was doing it. So they wasn't taking pictures and posting it right then and there. A coach bag was your entitlement if you was a fly chick.
Starting point is 02:07:25 You could tell between a young chick and a chick who's more experienced when they go on the trip. How they take the pictures, where they take the pictures. They're not trying to expose everything. They're not trying to show who's in the background. That's how you move. That also answers that age-old question of why these nigg*s are all f*cking with the same chicks. That certain group of women right there, they know how to move. They're not trying to expose
Starting point is 02:07:45 so yeah I'ma deal with her because you hear rumors of who you dealt with but you don't know you ain't never heard sh*t from her
Starting point is 02:07:52 so I it's safe over here where you deal with this young chick today she might be fly everybody on her but the second she get mad or you tell her
Starting point is 02:08:01 Noah something she's running to the internet and after the fly for some of these young girls we talking about that's where it ends stop that's it if you you got this nigg* who is uh on the road for however many games you beat you beating this phone down bleeding them down you want to talk you blown versus the older women where they're just cool. Hey, when we step out, I step over here. I got my people. You know your people.
Starting point is 02:08:27 It's like a fly vibe. Some of these women are helping these people, the younger men put the businesses in play and just how to develop sh*t. I was blown away by just the take. All of that makes sense. Yes, really, man. Why you say that?
Starting point is 02:08:41 That's the first thing that I thought. Well, I've been working with you for over a year, and you have yet to address any of the women type of things that I throw out there. So good to know that you feel like that. Thanks. You could have told me that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:54 I wouldn't go with that. I'm a guy. I got a dick. That's interesting. No, honestly, that was like the first thing that I thought when it came to the difference. And that's why, you know, whenever you guys are like, you know, the whole older thing, I'm just like. That's cap two, because you be acting, you be trying to come in and act like you have no knowledge or experience in this field.
Starting point is 02:09:13 Anytime I try to throw you something like this, you be trying to do your whole lifetime rebrand sh*t. And I respect it. So I move away from it. I never try to talk to you as if you might have some knowledge or experience with dating the guy that's famous and knowing how to move because that's something you keep off the table. Well, I mean, if you think about it, the fact that very few people know with certainty who I've actually dated insinuates that I know how to move. But even from that perspective, you can still give. No, I never thought you didn't know how to move. And furthermore, just for the whole circle. For you nigg*s too.
Starting point is 02:09:41 No, I never thought you did know how to move. And furthermore, just for the whole circle. For you nigg*s too. No, for the whole full circle point, exactly what Ish was saying or what you guys were saying over the older women versus the younger women, that's what I was talking about. The older women or the women in my age group are maybe like a little bit younger. They're not impressed by the things that Ish was talking about. So he's talking about a specific type of woman. And it's usually these young girls that are impressed by those certain things.
Starting point is 02:10:09 After a woman has been around for a while and she circled the block and she's seen some things, there's certain things that just are not as impressive to her and she doesn't feel the need to broadcast it and her aspirations and inspirations just change, or they should, with maturity. That was my whole point. Anyone?
Starting point is 02:10:29 I disagree. Why? And say it with some excitement. I am. I'm about to. I think that you knowing how to move and what you're impressed by are two totally different things. I think that you have experienced some sh*t, and so now you know not to broadcast
Starting point is 02:10:46 where your bread is being buttered. However, I still think you have a knack and an affinity for that same bread. Like, you can't tell me that these women that are 40-something years old that might be dating a 20-something year old dude is dating that dude if he don't have any financial
Starting point is 02:11:02 stronghold or any financial backing. They're not impressed by the man per se. They're impressed by what that man's money can do. So the incentive and the things are still the same. It's just that granted the older woman definitely does know how to move. She ain't going to blow your spot up. She's not going to do all of that goofy sh*t. But the money is still the impressionable thing that is getting a woman. Speaking from my standpoint, my examples,
Starting point is 02:11:30 I have never, I've always been discreet. I'm not even talking about that. Always. Would you date a broke nigg*? I'm not talking about you. I have dated broke nigg*s. It's not about you. I'm asking you today. I'm talking about women in general that are dating these said guys.
Starting point is 02:11:45 And we know the guys they're referring to, the magnificent 3,000 guys that all the girls are f*cking. They f*cking the same 3,000 nigg*s. That's it. That's not. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we talking about them women. Those women are not impressed by this nigg*'s ability to read a sonnet or quote a soliloquy.
Starting point is 02:12:02 They talking about this nigg*'s pockets. So we can't sit here and say that they are not being impressed by a nigg*'s money. They are. Well, you know Mel Dives on that hill. She gonna say
Starting point is 02:12:10 some of them are not. Cool. To answer your question, Ice, as to whether or not I'd date a broke nigg*, it has nothing to do with that. It has to do with the lifestyle that I've created for myself.
Starting point is 02:12:21 So why would I choose to date somebody that cannot live up to the lifestyle that I've created and can afford for myself. So why would I choose to date somebody that cannot live up to the lifestyle that I've created and can afford for myself? You know what I mean? Like it's not just simply about like, you know, love and whatever else. It's like, I have a, I have an idea as to the lifestyle that I want to continue to live. And I don't want that to change just because a man has come into my life. I want it to continue or be enhanced.
Starting point is 02:12:49 There's nothing wrong with that. And your little salary did not start to beef with us. Exactly. I'm not mad at that, too. This sh*t's been brewing for a while, broke nigg*. It's just been heating up
Starting point is 02:13:00 on its toes. I've had that conversation with a lot of people. I think that... I don't agree with that. I mean, I'm about to... I've had that conversation with a lot of people. I think that... I don't agree with that. I mean, I've had that conversation, and I see where women say that. I understand where women say that.
Starting point is 02:13:11 My thing is this. You just have to come to a realization that once your lifestyle gets to a certain place, it's going to be hard to find somebody that is at that place. Or not just that, that's going to check off all them boxes you want while being at that place.
Starting point is 02:13:24 And you create that lifestyle For yourself That pool becomes smaller And smaller and smaller The higher you go You want somebody That's on your level And it's up to you
Starting point is 02:13:31 To maintain your lifestyle So if you meet somebody At a bar And he's not as wealthy So what does that change? Right? He's not He don't have any money
Starting point is 02:13:41 But it's a guy That you connect with On a It's a guy that you connect with on a mental level. Let's say he just had a hard time. You're not going to give him a chance because you're aware that he doesn't have any money? I hate these gender conversations. Me too.
Starting point is 02:13:56 I don't like that. We did it already. We don't have to continue it. Hold on, listen. I'm waiting to close it. The dresser is full. It's a complete mess. That's going to be tight. That's going to be my fault. I'm about to warm up. Y dresser is full. That sh*t gonna be tight.
Starting point is 02:14:05 That sh*t gonna be muffled. I have to warm up. Y'all warm up be too late. You want to warm up 20 minutes. I'm about to get it now. No.
Starting point is 02:14:14 That's not how it go. Nice piece. Nice piece. What else is important or unimportant? Don't look at me. If y'all got something to y'all say it. I If y'all got something to,
Starting point is 02:14:25 y'all say it. I'm thinking. Oh, sh*t. Blake Griffin retired. Round of applause. Blake Griffin retired. Round of applause. My question for the distinguished panel I have here is,
Starting point is 02:14:36 is Blake Griffin a Hall of Famer? Yes. Whew. Damn, right on the borderline. He is. Yeah. All right, Madonna. Maybe not first ballot. Hall of Famer, I. All right, Madonna. Maybe not first ballot.
Starting point is 02:14:46 All the things when I can see it, I don't know first ballot. I think what might hinder them is, you know, like toward the end of a lot of players' careers. Bounce around. They get to bounce around garbage time and it f*cks with their averages. So you're not getting the same amount of minutes that you want to get. So one season you might be averaging six points, four rebounds,
Starting point is 02:15:06 and that'll bring your career averages down. So that might affect him, but if you go on by when he was him, that nigg* was tough. He was him, yeah. He was a problem.
Starting point is 02:15:18 He was. His career averages are still 19, 8, and 4. sh*t. With the garbage years. It's not bad. Listen, congratulations on a career. That's it.
Starting point is 02:15:32 Curious to see if he continues to do the comedy thing. I didn't know he was doing comedy. He was big into comedy. He's doing stand-up comedy? Yeah. Really? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, he was.
Starting point is 02:15:42 I forgot who he was running around with, but he was running around with one of the big comedians. Oh, I's funny. Yeah, he was... I forgot who he was running around with, but he was running around one of the big comedians. Oh, I definitely didn't know that. Is he funny, Pogs? Yeah, I was about to say that. I haven't seen any of his stand-up. Now I'm going to go look. Yeah, he actually did.
Starting point is 02:15:55 I pulled a couple of them up here. You just put me on something. I'm going to check this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to check it out. Yeah, I want to see that. Part of the show, we have a gentleman named Chuck who kept it short and sweet.
Starting point is 02:16:06 Pause. What's up, Chuck? Hey, Chuck. Chuck says, could the J. Cole apology be good for rap long term? Thinking about the amount of negativity that surrounds a lot of rap today from young rappers, isn't there a scenario where J. Cole's apology has a positive influence on the accountability of the youth? Love y'all and thank you. Chuck, I'm going to say yes.
Starting point is 02:16:28 I'm going to say immediate reaction from hungry competitive MCs is going to be disappointment. But can the long-term effects be positive? Can the youth turn? You good? You got that sh*t? You got blood on your hands? You can't help nobody that got that sh*t. Why? Yo, what's wrong? Yo, that's great. You got that sh*t? You got bloody notes? How in the body they got that sh*t? Why?
Starting point is 02:16:45 Yo, what's wrong? Yo, that's crazy. You got that sh*t? Yo, that's crazy. No, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that sh*t. That's crazy to hear. I didn't mean you have that sh*t.
Starting point is 02:16:52 You know back in the days when nigg*s called like that, what they had? I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. Yo, you said write it down. You can't tell. Back in the days, that's what nigg*s had. You had to write it down. Yo, that sh*t. Back in the day that's what nigg*s had you had to write it down yo
Starting point is 02:17:05 that sh*t back in the day he was like nigg* stop getting it how did they get it on water oh my god they got a pill please let's answer Chuck
Starting point is 02:17:13 listen Chuck I think I said I think I said in the beginning of this podcast that if things are going you know
Starting point is 02:17:21 the way they appear to be going then yeah maybe OJ Cole. f*ck that sh*t. Chuck, to answer your question, yes. Because what I see is most
Starting point is 02:17:32 of the nigg*s that are really upset, rapper-wise, are the older, competitive types. The younger ones ain't really on it. Yeah, they're not saying that. It's already affecting them differently anyway. They like, you think,
Starting point is 02:17:46 if you don't want to do that, you should, don't do it. Let's get this money. I'm not mad at the bow out anymore. I didn't like the apology at the time. I don't think it will affect his career, which I guess long-term could mean that it would be good for hip-hop.
Starting point is 02:17:57 Because people will see, you can do something like this, and it's okay. And good, go Jermaine for being a sacrificial lamb. Like, because I do believe that apology will affect his legacy still.
Starting point is 02:18:09 But, if it's all good for hip hop in the long term, then sh*t. Sacrifice. I think, two things. To Ice's point,
Starting point is 02:18:18 only us and our age group, because that's where we come from, the younger nigg*s is not looking at it. So I don't think his legacy will be
Starting point is 02:18:24 impacted as much. Only from Joe aging up. You understand what I'm saying? And then secondly, these kids are killing each other. So the fact that you could peacefully resolve that bow out from a battle situation
Starting point is 02:18:38 that could lend to some verbal sh*t that can then lend to some street sh*t or some physical violence, I think is admirable. Yeah. And then also acknowledging personal growth, mental health. It's like all the buzzwords.
Starting point is 02:18:54 Yeah. I loved it. You guys got anything else? Y'all look like y'all have used all your words for the day. I didn't want to serious this out. All y'all look like y'all at a words limit. Nah. Just telling y'all, y'all look. Y'all look like y'all are at a words limit. Nah. I'm just telling y'all, y'all look. Y'all look like y'all are stumped for words.
Starting point is 02:19:09 No, we're not. Speechless. What were you going to say? It was a bit too serious. It's about confidence. Oh, God. See? Man, end this sh*t, man.
Starting point is 02:19:17 What are we talking about? Do y'all have anything fun? No. Nothing fun going down. We don't give a f*ck about somebody's confidence. Go outside and find some. I'm not talking to you nigg*s that's unconfident Y'all shouldn't be listening to me
Starting point is 02:19:28 I was asking you You can't talk to them like that I wasn't never talking to them That's you I want to talk to somebody that's unconfident It's hour three Does it come from trauma You want to talk about the migraine nigg* that punched What's the name in the face's the name, in the face?
Starting point is 02:19:45 Yo, stop, yo. Punched who in the face? Stop, yo. Wait, wait, who do you mean? He just confidence you. I just said, does it come from trauma? No, let me hear. Now I got to hear.
Starting point is 02:19:56 I was going to ask you, did the panel feel like lack of confidence come from trauma? Oh, you got to take that to an after school program. You got to take that. Hey, who got punched in the face? Oh, I got to take that to an after school program. Hey, who got punched in the face? Oh, I got to take that to an after school program. I can't say that on a public broadcast. You cannot. I can't. And make it fun?
Starting point is 02:20:13 No. It's not funny. It's not funny at all. I got to look this one up. Yo, I'll tell you. Alright, please. It's crazy, yo. Yeah, no, I'll tell you too. Alright, sleeper time. Sleeper time. Sleeper time. Where am I going? Am I stealing Mel's sleeper again? I don't know, man.
Starting point is 02:20:31 Nobody, before I get into sleepers, nobody gave me any prediction or foresight on what they think this Kendrick track will sound like. When they think it'll drop, how mean or aggressive do you think he will be when it drops? How long does Drake wait will be when it drops? How long does Drake wait to respond once it drops? Does Drake have
Starting point is 02:20:49 to respond once it drops? Depending on the impact. Yeah, you got to respond. Depending on the impact. If it's whack, I'll let it go. I did say what I think it'll come. I think it'll come after the heat from like that Dicetown. I agree. I agree with that. Now that you said that, I'm with you. When we see that start to move down the charts
Starting point is 02:21:05 then we're here from people that have heard the Kendrick track I heard his energy is just going to be something that's hard for Drake to match they said he's coming
Starting point is 02:21:14 like on some Pac hit him up you got some inside sources that you be coming on my man my man my man but you got sources the industry
Starting point is 02:21:21 you got sources I be hearing from like real sources. You be knowing from your f*cking Rosedale nigg*s. I don't even know where Rosedale is. Rosedale's in Queens. Rosedale? Or Roselle, wherever you live at. I don't know what you're talking about, but it's all right.
Starting point is 02:21:38 It's about outlets. I'm just lying now. If you don't understand, I'm a liar. But yeah, I heard it was a bar fest and they said it's the energy like he's yelling at this nigg* and a bar fest I heard the people that are into bars and lyrics will be pleased
Starting point is 02:21:56 that's me so can't wait I can't wait to see the contrast in styles like bar fest guy versus f*cking Disney Thanos. Can't wait. Who Disney Thanos? Yeah, you're going to call him Disney Thanos.
Starting point is 02:22:14 He could be Barfest guy, too. He hasn't been. He can, though. And he's shown that he can. I'm sick of that. What? Y'all talk about that in y'all rap circles. I have yet to hear him be bar fest guy in recent years.
Starting point is 02:22:27 Who? Drake. Nah, he still got bars. Come on, man. I didn't say that. See, that's why I don't have you. It's cool. I never said that he didn't have bars.
Starting point is 02:22:35 I'm talking about. He'll show you. He'll show you. He ain't got to show me. He got to show somebody else. It ain't me. It ain't me he got to show. He'll show the doubters.
Starting point is 02:22:43 This one, I'm on the sidelines for. See? And don't paint me to be a Drake doubter like nigg*s out there don't know I've been a Drake fan for a long time. However, what I'm saying is a fact for me. I ain't heard bar fest guy. I asked y'all even when Push Ups came out. Do you think that that is... Hey, Joe, do you think if you sat and put your mind to it right now
Starting point is 02:23:05 you could bar some sh*t up 100 but we ain't heard it in a while yeah so somebody could say i've heard nothing from joe that says he still got it they would be right see look out look how easy that is it wouldn't be right though they would be right to say that you still got it to say that i i haven't heard joe do that in a while i don't know if he could do it they would be absolutely right i get it that I haven't heard Joe do that in a while. I don't know if he could do it. That would be absolutely right. I get it. I just don't like somebody saying that Drake can't do that. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:23:34 When he's shown time and time again, when he want to, he can. When it comes to Drake, I feel like Stephen A with LeBron. You say one bad thing about LeBron and it tears his whole legacy down. That's how his fan base feels. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 02:23:49 They've been saying I'm a drink. I'm not even I'm never talking to these guys. This guy's got every W that you could possibly have when it comes to music. God forbid someone say
Starting point is 02:23:57 oh the bars may not be the same. Still f*ck up with all that sh*t. f*ck you nigg*s out there that think like that. I'm not talking to y'all nigg*s. I ain't even really entertaining this beef no more. I'm coming here to pot about it and when them nigg*s drop is when I'll get back to it. That's how I feel. But I can't come here and be honest
Starting point is 02:24:12 because whatever you say, you get both fan bases kicking your back and I already got scoliosis, lower back pain, all types of sh*t. The second you say something, yo, well, I don't think this is hot or this wasn't it. You just a hit your dick right off the top. All right, man, y'all got it.
Starting point is 02:24:26 No, what's funny, some type of way you agree with me, though, because you know without hearing nothing that Kendrick got to say that push-ups ain't enough for Kendrick. Yeah. I don't know. That could just be. But I take push-ups as something different. But that's based on Kendrick more than Drake.
Starting point is 02:24:41 No, it's based off what this is for Drake. You're just trying to get somebody to pop out. So you're not trying to see somebody's full level of... It's the warm-up. Understanding that this is the warm-up tells me I don't expect this to be the best you can do. All right. So I know this is not the best you can do,
Starting point is 02:24:57 and this is all right. Well, take the f*cking warm-ups off. Plenty of times we've seen nigg*s take the warm-ups off and go f*cking four for 23. Shout out to Jalen Brunson, too, while I'm on this topic before I get to sleepers. Shout out to Jalen Brunson. Plenty of times we've seen nigg*s take the warm-ups off and go f*cking four for 23. Shout out to Jalen Brunson, too, while I'm on this topic before I get to sleepers. Shout out to Jalen Brunson. Go Knicks.
Starting point is 02:25:15 I'm not sure if we should have won that game against Chicago the other day, but f*ck it. We here now. Hey, whoever come, come. The winner of Miami, Philly. Whatever. I don't give a f*ck, nigg*. You give a f*ck. I don't give a f*ck. You care. You care. I don't give a f*ck. Whoever. You give a f*ck. I don't give a f*ck. You care.
Starting point is 02:25:25 You care. I don't give a f*ck. Whoever comes, anybody can get it. I know. Whenever y'all finish with that play-in, who and Annie, we will play the winner of Philly and Miami. Listen, the Knicks' first round was going to be a tough opponent because they made it to the second seed so the second round will be easier the second seed gets to avoid boston a little longer
Starting point is 02:25:51 if we had the third seed then we get the easy first round and the difficult second round with boston so it's the playoffs somebody's gonna get a tough matchup at some point we can't we can't run from it if my team go home in the first round guess? Y'all nigg*s ain't built to be there. Bye. Get out of here. Now let's get the real teams in. Whoever leave in the first round, I want to see good sports. So let's get to it. And I'm not one of the people that's
Starting point is 02:26:15 solely focused on the Western Conference. I think the East is going to be a bang out. I think the East is going to be a bang out. I think the Pacers and Bucks series is intriguing. I'm glad to see the magic finally in it. I love Benchero. Benchero. I love him.
Starting point is 02:26:30 They got three or four young nigg*s out there that beat. France. All of them. Benchero's a cold. Yes. I like that little magic team. They kind of had some real good times in Orlando, man. I forget.
Starting point is 02:26:41 Always remember Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Remember Orlando, man. I ain't been back I ain't been to Orlando in a long time I stopped rapping and stopped going places
Starting point is 02:26:47 we went to Orlando on a pod tour we had a good time in Orlando oh yeah pod tour yeah I'm always gonna have a good time in Orlando
Starting point is 02:26:55 Orlando's one of the places you can get a threesome popping whenever you feel like it again that little downtown strip Orlando you do what you want oh that sh*t
Starting point is 02:27:03 oh I know except for get a haircut Tampa's really nice don't get no haircut Tampa is nice I like Tampa Orlando, you do what you want. Oh, I know. Except get a haircut. Tampa's really nice. Don't get no haircut. I like Tampa. Oh, Tampa's another one. Tampa's fire.
Starting point is 02:27:13 Super fire. Yes. Does anyone on the cast have anything to say about any of these places? I've never heard of them. Or any of your favorite... I've never heard of them. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 02:27:25 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Say less. Say less. I got a beautiful sleeper for you guys today. Real good tune. Sleep. Sleep.
Starting point is 02:27:33 Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
Starting point is 02:27:34 Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
Starting point is 02:27:35 Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
Starting point is 02:27:35 Sleep. Sleep. I need the positions that I can walk to Take it slow I'm still learning your body If I get too rough then you can just tell me to Take it slow You know what it is right now We ain't making kids right now Just practicing
Starting point is 02:27:58 I don't wanna make it seem like I only think about one thing But you know what I'm on at this time of night Won't you turn around and just take it slow I know what you're on at this time of night When you turn around and just take it Slowly when you approach me I might listen if you openly ask me to I get caught in the moment I'm gonna put you front the mirror, let you watch yourself
Starting point is 02:28:41 You know what it is right now We ain't making kids right now Just practice and I don't wanna make it seem like I only think about one thing But you know what I'm on at this time of night Won't you turn around and just take it slow I know what you're on at this time of night When you turn around Just take it
Starting point is 02:29:11 Got a bitch that don't wanna use that Cause these nigg*s don't wanna lose that I'm not the way that f*ckin' boy, I'm used to that Got a bitch that don't wanna use that Got a bitch that don't wanna use that Cause these nigg*s don't wanna lose that I'm not the way that f*ckin that Turn around I don't know how to use that I ain't do it now Baby, don't wanna lose that I'm not the winner, but the one I'm using I don't know how to use that
Starting point is 02:29:30 You know what I'm on at this time of night Won't you turn around and just take it slow I know what you're on at this time of night. When you turn around and just take it slow. Brand new old music. That is Division. Shout out to Division. Record is called Take It Slow.
Starting point is 02:30:01 But we're not finished. This is the remix. This is the remix. This is the remix. This is the remix. Hey! Why isn't that playing? Oh, what's up with this sh*t? Boo Parks. You didn't plug it in right.
Starting point is 02:30:23 Let's go Remix She's such a freak Hey Canadian super freak You know they made a f*ck you They made a song Of you singing
Starting point is 02:30:38 Canadian super freak Did you hear it? Why do you think I'm doing The remix for you right now? Canadian super freak. Pulling down the fort. The f*ck y'all thought? Just found my old jean shorts.
Starting point is 02:30:53 Hey. Canadian super freak. Look at this here body. Am I still a hottie? Some of them might have forgotten me. Hey. Catch us in the lobby. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 02:31:07 Meet you in the lobby. Wait a minute. All right. That was really good. All right, come on. Just for you. Just for you. That tune was amazing.
Starting point is 02:31:15 Just for the gang. Just for the gang. They never want to jump in with me on the... I said remix. That means more verses. They go, I can't rap. So? Me neither.
Starting point is 02:31:23 That's singing. You could have sung something. You could have gone Arsenal. You could have chatted GPT. You could, I can't rap. So? Me neither. That's singing. You could've sung something. You could've gone Arsenal. You could've chat GPT'd some lyrics. You just could've pulled up Rap Genie. They got it off. Canadian Super Freak,
Starting point is 02:31:35 everybody. Yeah. You could've hit Mike Geronimo some time. Shout out to Mike Geronimo, man. And Royal Flush. f*ck outta here. All right.
Starting point is 02:31:45 My man. All right, man. f*ck outta here. My man. Alright, man. We was just talking about having fun in Florida, so I'm gonna go down to Florida, Miami. This is Kodak Black, stressed out. Shake that booty up! I done f*cked around, gotta be pregnant My lawyer hollering, nigg*s pay me nigg*s locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking Seem like I'm all out of blessing I don't know if God tryna test me
Starting point is 02:32:23 Tryna help a nigg* and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' And the f*ck around gotta be friendly My lawyer hired a nigg* to pay me nigg*s locked up tryna spray me I got a want, so I'm shakin' Seem like I'm all out of blessings I don't know if God tryna test me Tryna help a nigg* and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' Lock in my big scratch machine Hoping I made the pregnancy Her homegirls on that message Telling her not to keep messing with me
Starting point is 02:32:50 40 mil up, Mancino died He was bustin' down the family brick My career keep passin' by Cause I keep goin' to jail and sh*t Tired of smellin' my cell and sh*t Wonder why all my lovers me All this money don't mean nothin' Nothin' unless my beggars say Family's showing me jealousy
Starting point is 02:33:08 They been forgetting to care for me Miss my son expressing me Let mama stay on some petty sh*t No matter how I take care of them legit Even all the little extra sh*t And you already got no child support What more do you want left for me? nigg*s ain't never been done for me nigg*s been giving never been there for me nigg*s been givin' they ass a kiss Shoot, I said, now you spendin' back to back Sayin' nigg*s you just laughin' with
Starting point is 02:33:31 Talk to God, beg him for a change Know you know I'm goin' through some things Hopin' all the prayin' ain't in vain Say you never let me feel shame Scratched out, walkin' through the rain Damn, I got a baby on the way f*ck, court day comin' up Young strong, sometimes I get tough I don't f*ck around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigg*, pay me nigg*s locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking
Starting point is 02:33:51 Seem like I'm all out of blessing I don't know what God tryna test me Tryna help a nigg* and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressed I'ma f*ck around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigg*, pay me nigg*s locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking nigg*, and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' I done f*ck around, gotta be friendly My lawyer hired a nigg* to pay me nigg*s locked up tryna spray me I got him once, I'm shakin' Seem like I'm all out of blessings I don't know if God tryna test me
Starting point is 02:34:15 Try to help a nigg*, and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' Would this all it be for a nigg*? Buggin' out that lean with the pistols nigg* rockin' skis like it's winter You don't need a team to build a fishel Mine is probably the same way, get your f*cking family hangin' over killers Creepin' on a Angela Armadillo, spray flush sh*t, ain't that Armadillo
Starting point is 02:34:34 Lil' one fightin' bodies in a system, even smokin' Molly, can't remember Fertile juvenile, he turn killer, raiders runnin' round, jumpin' on sprinters Think I'm tired of f*ckin' with these nigg*s, gotta walk my son, go watch through these pictures Tired of fallin' in love with these bitches, I just know I keep gettin' richer Now they see me out, they shake your hand, they'll probably thinkin' I be that Gave him ten years, this bitch fled, next thing you know he losin' dread I ain't lyin' to say no, I ain't it, everyone got their arms out there They sovin' me way more dangerous more danger Everything my fault, ain't it?
Starting point is 02:35:07 I done f*cked around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigg* to pay me nigg*s locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking Seem like I'm all out of blessing I don't know what God tryna test me Tryna help a nigg* and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressed
Starting point is 02:35:22 I done f*cked around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigg* to pay me nigg*s locked up, he left me. Tell you the truth, I'm stressed. I done f*ck around, gotta be friendly. My lawyer hired a nigg* to pay me. nigg*s locked up trying to spread me. I got a want, so I'm shaking. Seem like I'm all out of blessings. I don't know if God trying to test me. Try to help a nigg*, he left me.
Starting point is 02:35:38 Tell you the truth, I'm stressed. Messed, messed, messed. That was Stressed Out, Kodak Black. Kodak fans, we like to hear that part of Kodak, like the pain. Yeah, that's my favorite Kodak. That is my favorite. She gave me pain. T-Tero. T-Tero.
Starting point is 02:35:55 I'm playing some classic sh*t, man. Cell therapy. Goody mom. Rest in peace, we're going. Ooh. Wow. Yeah. Mm. 95?
Starting point is 02:36:06 96? Yeah, probably, brother. 95, 95, 96. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:36:14 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:36:22 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Hector C unfolds Young's Cubs 13 years old exposed them See too many tongues they can take Got most stressed marks that is hoes Holla they got rank C say got A in this new world All to them experimenting in Atlanta, Georgia United Nations overseas Train assassins you search in C's A knocking' they're comin' for nigg*s like me For white trash like they tricks like clubs
Starting point is 02:36:49 Back in slavery, concentration camps Slaves with gas pipelines And furloughs outdoors like they had back when they don't Hitler was livin' in 1945 Pissin' to me now, believe me later on In the future, look at the red it see In the constitution that in the future Look at the red it said in the constitution that In the event of a race war places like Operation Heartbreak Hotel
Starting point is 02:37:10 Mormons tell until that tight vent still off this bell They'll say expect no mercy, fool you should be my least worst Gotta deal with W-2, 1099s or more Black helicopters swoop down and try to put missiles in mines Who's that peeking in my windows? Ha! Nobody knows Who's that peeking in my windows?
Starting point is 02:37:34 Ha! Nobody knows When my family moved and our apartment complex A gate with the serial code was put up next They claim that this community is so drug free But it don't look that way to me Cause I can see the young guns hanging out at the store 24-7 drunk is looking for a head of the blow
Starting point is 02:37:53 It's powerful, oh you know what else they trying to do Make a curve view especially for me and you The traces of the new world Hold up, time is getting shorter If we don't get prepared people it's gon' be a storder My mind won't allow me to not be curious My folk don't understand so they don't take it serious But every now and then I wonder if the gate was put up
Starting point is 02:38:15 To keep my mind out or keep my ass in Who's that peeking in my window? Nobody Who's that peeking in my window? Nobody I'm nobody, nobody, nobody I'm nobody, nobody, nobody Listen up little nigg*, I'm talking to you About what your little ass need to be going through I fall a victim too, and I know I shouldn't smoke so much, but I do
Starting point is 02:38:39 With the crew every day, on the average 5 over 5 I'm lucky to be alive, surprised I won't realize the cost After I lost my best friend Bean I'm recognized as a king Who am I to take you to stop smoking? Now you over to disease and cold And ain't 16 years old This sh*t has got to stop Let's take a walk through detox I won't out of this cold I'm in the cell Under attack, look up, folks They in the hood Got an eye on every move I make open your face to info
Starting point is 02:39:08 You ain't know cause this can blow Ha! The new world plan reaps the planet without the black man So what's your aim? Try to separate me from the blood It's disrespect like coming in my home and I'm wiping your feet on the road The central now some loot has got me bucking no hat with no phone Look out for the man with the mask and the white pony on my back Appears stayin' off my toes, always on my heels, the same plane Soldiers comin' in the dark, my plane to report the new system I reign
Starting point is 02:39:34 Tag my skin with your computer chip, run your hand over the scanner to buy your dish now No more fishin' for your fish, yesterday's of the old days, past, ways gone Mine, Blanca, Seth, protection, my name on your select, no more fish for my fish The days of the old days, past, ways gone Mind blown perception, perception My name on your ceiling, but I come, come, come Pah! Who's that peeking in my window? Pah! Nobody now
Starting point is 02:39:55 Who's that peeking in my window? Pah! Nobody now Who's that peeking in my window? Pah! Nobody now Who's that peeking in my window? South Therapy, Goody Mob, rest in peace Rico Wade. See what I'm saying, Ish? Like, you're right, that was 95. That's what I was listening to in 95.
Starting point is 02:40:21 I'm not the infamous, sorry. But go ahead, though. I'm just telling you. Like, that's why, you know what I mean? I was listening to both. I was listening to in 95. Not the infamous, sorry. Go ahead though. I'm just telling you. That's why. You know what I mean? I was listening to both. I was listening to both. Just telling you.
Starting point is 02:40:30 It's all right. Just telling you. I had the biggest crush on Cujo. I'm going to St. Harrison. Song is called Ego Talking. But I didn't wanna wait that humble pie, no I I'd rather push on all your buttons to start a fight Before I apologize Oh Blame it on the dream cause we had some
Starting point is 02:41:38 Swear that I don't care if you leave, no That ain't me though, that's just my ego, top it Baby don't roll your eyes up. Don't listen to my ego. I'm owning it tonight. My ego. Owning it tonight. My ego. Tonight my E-E-E-E-E-O I know I said don't act like you're so heaven sent
Starting point is 02:42:13 But I said that it's your fault cause you can take a hint Ooh, I'd rather focus on the ways you're not so innocent But I, I'm not sorry yet Mm, I blame it on the drinkers, we had some I swear that I don't care if you leave, no That ain't me, no, that's just my ego talking Baby, don't know your name Now that I'm still me, don't listen to my ego talking I'm holding it tonight, my ego Say Harrison ego talking that is from The Colors show.
Starting point is 02:43:26 That was fire. That was fire. Big Mel, I see you wanted to submit late to see what Ish played first to make sure you could bat up. Really? You're getting into this? Really? I'm just telling you how I see it. I don't care, Parks. Mine is called, it wasn't a late edition.
Starting point is 02:43:44 I was just debating which one I was going to use my bad my bad I respect it Thinking by Jean Doe
Starting point is 02:43:53 featuring Destin Conrad That, but also can't turn a beat up for a week La la la, it's not a dream to love you My bad Trying to sabotage me? I was I see what's happening We gotta start right from the top, don't worry about it That, but also can't turn a beat up for a week
Starting point is 02:44:44 La-da-da, la-da-da I'm a sub-scient, unlike the science Just in your presence, I feel it flying But when we're close, it slows down Talk to me, I can see It's so much for your mind Thinker, thinker, thinker, thinker But if you're mine All your touch gon' feel but mine I've been
Starting point is 02:45:16 Thinker, thinker, thinker, thinker I'm mine Don't even know if you don't try Can I know what these dreams are made of? Can I know? Can I know what these dreams are made of? What these dreams are made of Time is earth, yes it's time spent in your presence Impatient, hotelers tripping, veins
Starting point is 02:45:53 Dreams are love of you Blessing in the skies, blind to it, I see it in your eyes How many times I gotta tell you I'm ballin', ballin', ballin' Best of your nigg*s shot callin', ballin', ballin' What you mean for me? What you mean for me? For me Forbidden No way, where you wanna be
Starting point is 02:46:28 We can go away, like your words When you come my way Yeah, we're parted ways, cause you keep me going It's so easy, believe me Our seasons don't change Where you're running from, you know you can tell me I was always loving you in a way And I know You know you can tell me What these dreams are made of Can I know
Starting point is 02:47:08 What these dreams are made of Can I know What these dreams are made of No way we're, you're not me We can go away Thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking No way, boy, you're not me We can go away
Starting point is 02:47:38 Just thinking, man. That's it, man. Just thinking about you. Thinking, thinking That is Thinking by either Jean Doe or Gene Doe. Jean-Claude Van Damme with the new slap. And Destin Conrad, Thinking. That f*cking Destin Conrad snuck another one out.
Starting point is 02:47:58 I want you to shut up. That's new? Two or three things. He's featured on it. You ain't tell me. You know he's holding it back so he can have that. It's me trying. Like, we used to be such good friends.
Starting point is 02:48:12 Sleeper beef. nigg* ain't no friends in that no more. But I'm not. It's just sleeper beef. Maybe both of y'all are his sleeper beef. No, no, no, no, no. He's fighting the crowd like Drake. I'm J. Cole.
Starting point is 02:48:23 It's me being one. I'm just trying to be J. Cole. No, you J. Cole., no. He's fighting the crowd like Drake. I'm J. Cole. It's me, V1. I'm just trying to be J. Cole. No, you J. Cole. All right. There you go. f*ck out. The f*ck you talking about, nigg*? I'm Kendrick.
Starting point is 02:48:34 The males that leaves the... Come on. I mean, the... Eh? Eh. Eh? Eh? Eh?
Starting point is 02:48:40 Eh? Yo, what was the eh that we said earlier? That was so funny. What was the eh? Oh, man. I said it we said earlier? That was so funny. What was the A? I said it. I forgot. That was funny. You trash.
Starting point is 02:48:53 Damn, damn. That was funny, though. Did you go back and see if you owe the homie $500? Yeah, it wasn't that. It was if Kendrick shoots that Cole. Got it. You shoots at Cole. Got it. You shot at Cole. I think again was the bet.
Starting point is 02:49:11 Wasn't that post like that? This was after Cole's record dropped and y'all bet was that Kendrick would shoot at Cole on his response. Oh yes, yes. That's what the bet was. And we defined that it had to be a clear shot that yo, this is definitely about Cole.
Starting point is 02:49:29 That's what the bet was. So did it happen? Kendrick ain't do nothing yet. Oh, okay. Just the computer. He did on Drake's computer. And that was fine. Drake is slick, man.
Starting point is 02:49:40 Everybody that's ever beefed with Drake has said the boy is slick. So I don't know why Drake fans get mad when nigg*s acknowledge that the guy is slick. He plays a different type of game. Don't send the f*cking drummers to my favorite strip club. nigg*, if I pulled up to Starlet's, it's funny as a watcher, as a consumer. It ain't funny to Metro. It ain't funny if I get out of my chauffeured vehicle at Starlet's and there's drummers outside.
Starting point is 02:50:05 How he know the nigg*s are going to be there? He don't have to be there. He don't have to be there. I could see Drake trolling them on their tour. And you put your dicks out. If he's doing that in Atlanta, what is he going to do at OVO Fest when y'all are performing down the block? He's going to just tap into their sound system with his sound system. My small school sh*t.
Starting point is 02:50:27 Nothing past them. Take over your video screens. Giant owl up there. Hey, excuse me, can you give me the Wi-Fi? Run that whole sh*t amok. That's crazy. Long ass HDMI cable. Announce a live show in the parking lot.
Starting point is 02:50:44 Empty your whole sh*t out everybody outside watching me all right free show free show on top of a f*cking semi truck remember this song at some point on patreon Come on, rain, show that walk with you. Mobb Deep love songs are funny. Mobb Deep love songs are funny. At some point on Patreon, I'm going to start like a 10 to 15 minute short form segment of unpacking old songs. I love that. I like that. Old songs. And this is one I would pick.
Starting point is 02:51:22 They got killed for this. It was funny. It was weird to us as Mobb Deep fans at the time. Really, what? I think that this song aged like the finest of wines. It's hard. It aged great, but in the moment, they got destroyed for making this record.
Starting point is 02:51:37 What wine? Rightfully so. Huh? What wine? What wine? I don't know, some good sh*t. What are you talking about? Trying to be funny?
Starting point is 02:51:44 He's hating. He's hating. Yeah. He is. He's trying to say you're classless. Well, that's how you took that. But that's not what my brother was trying to say. Oh, oh, okay. He was trying to say that this isn't the best wine. Let me back up. And why would you think after all of the...
Starting point is 02:52:00 Because I thought he was shooting at you. But wait, let me finish first. After all of the bromance that we have showed, according to you, why would you ever think that he's trying to call me classless? Or are you projecting? I'm not projecting. I'm not projecting.
Starting point is 02:52:17 This is definitely projection. Because I don't have a cutlery drawer. I'm not projecting. I was instigating. You can't instigate between nigg*s. Not between me and her. She could probably
Starting point is 02:52:29 do it to somebody else. She can't. The likes of you can't come between me and him. The likes of plenty of them. You gotta take her time.
Starting point is 02:52:38 Let me tell you, the girl that came between us. Oh, sh*t. She gonna get hers. She gonna ride. Oh, you find that... Is that funny?
Starting point is 02:52:51 Is that funny? Is that funny? Get your sh*t on, nigg*. Really? That's not even a laugh. That's not even a laugh. That's a guffaw. I am taking...
Starting point is 02:53:00 I am taking... You motherf*cker. I'm taking issue with that, motherf*cker. I don't even know what you're talking about. You talking to me? Yes, I'm talking to you. Because I'm laughing? Why are you?
Starting point is 02:53:11 Because the girl looks good. It was a guffaw. You shut the f*ck up. It was a guffaw. Okay? You didn't have to laugh that hard. I don't know what a guffaw is. Google it, you googling ass motherf*ckers.
Starting point is 02:53:22 Google guffaw. She's talking about your bogey. She's talking about your fart. She's talking about your fart. G Gafaa. She talking about Jibojean. She talking about Jafar. Jafar, yeah. G-U-F-F-A-W-A. Google it. A-W-A? What letter is that?
Starting point is 02:53:32 W. Oh. Google Gafaa. W is wah? In Canadian. I'm going to Google this sh*t. I wasn't even trying to say. W-X-W-A-Z.
Starting point is 02:53:44 I wasn't even trying to be funny.YZ I wasn't even trying to be funny A loud and boisterous laugh Exactly Did it really require that? That was extra sauce That was payback He definitely grew up in a black house See what I mean?
Starting point is 02:53:59 You a f*cking My mother might think I cursed at her The f*ck is you go what? Get your goffois ass out of here. You got one more time to goffois. I'm going to goffois the f*ck out of you. Get your ass out of here. Mel, are you French Canadian?
Starting point is 02:54:15 I am not French Canadian. Part of you go francais? No? Okay. Please speak. Mel, nobody cares that you f*ck cultured nigg*s before. You keep coming on and trying to stun on us with all this sebois fake Why is my level of culture an extension of somebody who I f*cked whoa
Starting point is 02:54:34 Game again, she's gonna drink sh*t. Look she's doing the algorithm sh*t Don't! I take myself places. You always challenge him. 112. Come on. And usually I'm the one that's f*cking upgrading the motherf*cker. He gonna tell you how to kiss the other smokey ass mom. What'd you say? Oh, you're gonna turn the volume down for that. What'd you say? I didn't hear what he said. What'd you say?
Starting point is 02:54:52 I didn't say that. Say it again. That's why you know how much Bali costs. Yo, you was a rat. Pass. You know what I'm saying? My father's around. My father is my life.
Starting point is 02:55:00 Well, she didn't. She didn't know. She said it was expensive. I know. She didn't know. She said it was expensive. I know. She didn't know.
Starting point is 02:55:07 That was my point. So that's why I think your level of culture comes from Google. Well, actually, if we're going to talk about... Turn that sh*t down. So just because I didn't want to go all into... What part of f*cking Bali were you looking at the villas? Were you talking about Ubud? Were you talking about Kengu? Were you talking about Ubud? Were you talking about Kangoo? Were you talking about Seminyak?
Starting point is 02:55:26 Mel, because you've been there, that don't mean you paid out of your pocket. Excuse me? Let me say it again for you. Because you've been there, that don't mean you paid to look at it. Yeah, nigg*. f*ck outta here. I turned on you. I'm sorry. You're so phony. Let's go in. You want to pay for that sh*t? You can get on the flight. Bali.
Starting point is 02:55:49 I did. Hey, come over here. Bring them jean shorts. Corey, you shut the f*ck up, OK? And happy birthday. Don't forget the one with the rips. Hey, put them chips in a duffel. And bring your Canadian ass over here.
Starting point is 02:56:00 She had the whole jean shirt with the folds in it. She had the old bullsh*t. This sh*t folded up. The foie. The foie jean. They're vintage, bitch. Some vintage LL Bean joints. She had some Lee bottles.
Starting point is 02:56:19 She said she had the antique jean shirt. You had the antique. LL Bean. Long pockets. That's why she said Maya Angelou earlier. I pulled the pockets down, OK? It's a thing. That's how it came out.
Starting point is 02:56:31 It's a thing. It's sexy. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Oh, sh*t. No. You a legend, son.
Starting point is 02:56:40 A little bit of the pocket showing is sexy. Not some giraffe pockets hanging gets in your knees. That's not sexy. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, really? I'd like to see you in some jean shorts, motherf*cker. She had the rabbit in her ears. She had the sh*t slated out like she got bread in her face.
Starting point is 02:56:56 Okay, listen. The pockets were tucked. I pulled them down. It's a style. You cut your regular jeans. It's just a style. You cut your regular jeans. It's sexy. f*ck you. You're a legend, son.
Starting point is 02:57:10 You're a legend. Those had to be original jeans. They didn't make them sh*t like that. They did. Smoked-ass pockets. It was parked. It was parked. It was parked jeans.
Starting point is 02:57:18 It was like this? Oh my god, I can't still fit these. That's crazy about to break your whole thigh. You had to break your whole thigh muscle. You didn't see the space at the top of the waistband. Now I'm not looking at your waist, nigg*. Now I'm not looking at your waist. You ain't see Joe Bud like that big.
Starting point is 02:57:34 No, you did not. I ain't like nothing about that post. There was too many likes to count. Oh my God, my co-worker. There was too many likes to count. Ooh. She got him. Okay, everybody quiet
Starting point is 02:57:48 Money left not once You posted a picture with you a male to us. Oh yes, I like this money for that picture on the TV That's what you got to hit that Entertainment room. And you added a filter to that sh*t, too. Airplay. All of y'all, though. You said all of y'all.
Starting point is 02:58:13 You added a filter. I saw it. I said, oh, sh*t. I was hanging. I remember how that whole picture happened, too. I remember how it happened. How'd it happen? Hold on, Paul. Don't leave.
Starting point is 02:58:26 Hold on. Come here. Oh my god. You are so, you just blown. That was thirsty. Yeah. This whole sh*t is, there's some sh*t going on here. I'm going to get down to the bottom of this sh*t. Yo, who are you trying to thirst trap?
Starting point is 02:58:39 Anybody now. It's just whoever come. Oh, sh*t. Whoever come to the net. Sam down the block. Whatever fish I got. What's the nigg* name? Joe down there. He's trying to catch some. You shut the f*ck up. Now it's just whoever come to the net He do like that. Don't mess with her. Listen to him. No, nigg*, she's not joking. She's beautiful. Oh my god. Calm your ass down.
Starting point is 02:59:07 You told the joke. You guys, you guys. That's my man. You guys, come on. We've been here long enough. All right. 20 more minutes of this and we can go. Just give me another 30 of dog valid and we gonna be out of here.
Starting point is 02:59:15 She's a legend. She's a legend, son. Nah, for real. Oh, sh*t. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
Starting point is 02:59:23 She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. Give me another 30 a dog Catch somebody with the blue jeans Wear them in here. Watch what happens Ain't nothing gonna happen to him. I ain't worried about y'all. This sh*t gonna be mad soft. I ain't worried about y'all. Salties! I ain't worried about y'all. I'm what you mean, dog pisses. Yo, this sh*t gonna be the softest this half a bit. They can't see my eyes. Salties!
Starting point is 02:59:54 Wait. Wait, hold on. I ain't never been to like, the bar. What the f*ck is going on here? I might go to the doctor. I don't know how soft I'ma be. You work? Hey, nigg*.
Starting point is 03:00:06 Wait, no. Can I end? Yeah, who the f*ck is this? End the f*cking pod. But who? I'm trying to end. You can't say that. Who you be talking to?
Starting point is 03:00:14 I'ma wear the shorts. I'm not worried about y'all. Watch what happens. I'm not worried about f*cking y'all. She heard from a friend today. Oh, sh*t. Yo. I'm not worried about y'all.
Starting point is 03:00:25 Enough. I wouldn't be wearing them for y'all. Who would you be wearing them for? Who would you be wearing them here for? Don't worry about it. Y'all get off Mel Dick. How about that? Who would you be wearing them here for?
Starting point is 03:00:34 You included in the y'all? Not now. I'm fine. I'll jump back on Mel's side. Y'all, you a flip? That's up. Y'all are the queens. Oh, shidid.
Starting point is 03:00:43 Y'all hopscotching? Got it. When you wear the f*cking two-decade-old shorts are the queens. Oh sh*t. Yeah hopscotch When you win when you wear the f*cking two decade old shorts up here Are you gonna are you gonna write the topics on the board? Maybe maybe your page you break it I know for sure circulation. So how am I gonna break? I work out the most out of everybody in this room. I know, for sure. So how am I going to break a f*cking hip?
Starting point is 03:01:09 You guys need to worry about that sh*t. You're working out for sure. You're getting dressed for sure. I'm not working out for sure. I'm working out for health. Then why are you posting? Health is wealth. Then why are you posting? I don't post all my workouts.
Starting point is 03:01:17 I don't even post like 90% of them. She want to inspire us. Say that sh*t. She want to inspire people. So can you answer this question now? What? You know how uninspired I'm I would be when you wear them shorts? Don't worry.
Starting point is 03:01:27 Because you admitted that you are thirst trapped. Look at it. I mean. You admitted that, right? Who? And. And what? It's okay.
Starting point is 03:01:38 To thirst traps. You have to have a goal. There you go. Yo, yo. This man. I mean. This Yo, yo, this man. You know what I'm saying? This is Joe Button, y'all. You going to hear from a lot of these girls that's going to sound like they've been all over the world.
Starting point is 03:01:53 Uh-oh. On their own dime. On their own dime in their own time. He going crazy. But anytime I see him at the airport, it be the Atlanta gate. You know what I mean? It be a Rhode Island gate It'd be the Atlanta gate. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 03:02:07 It'd be a Rhode Island gate. It'd be a Boston gate. I don't ever see nothing where you need a passport, something fly. You know what I mean? Whoever it applies to out there. Whoever it applies to out there. Two layovers. Oh, yeah, man. Man layovers.
Starting point is 03:02:19 Man layovers. Born last? Yeah. Did you sleep here last night? 30 after. And not even a window seat. Sorry, this place is blind. I can't get you out of that.
Starting point is 03:02:32 Make it with the shape of wine. nigg*s don't play. Y'all screwballing and starving. Get your whole nigg* low. Make the girl trick or throw. Get your whole nigg* low. Before I end, you can shoot at any of these nigg*s, me included. True. Me included True Me included
Starting point is 03:02:46 You seem to take f*cking enjoyment Out of like Your whole assessment Of how the f*ck I fly around Two connections Are you tripping? Yeah Are you tripping?
Starting point is 03:02:56 Get that nigg* man We're talking about you I feel like I feel like the shots Were coming this way I feel like the shots Were coming this way And they weren't going that way.
Starting point is 03:03:05 You know what's funny, though? Why your face changed? Why you got an attitude now? I don't know that. Yeah, take the shots, nigg*. Take the shots. Take the shots. They don't f*cking oblige.
Starting point is 03:03:14 30 F's, dog. They don't f*cking oblige. It was 30 f*cking E, and I didn't buy that f*cking ticket. I hope you have enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. As you can see, please keep us in your prayers. We are not a well-to-do bunch.
Starting point is 03:03:40 Not at all. Unstable. We are lacking so much guapo. We are lacking so much guac. Guac. We're lacking so much guacha. So much cutlery. Cutlery.
Starting point is 03:03:51 We are plastic cutlery. Please remember that life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Starting point is 03:04:08 It's going to always be 30E if you keep wearing them f*cking chun lee slippers too always hey you know what where the jean shorts in here listen we love you guys out there here's's to a week of positivity, peace, love, affirmations, healing, good vibes, good frequencies. Be well out there, man. Remember, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want to travel. The baddies are insecure.
Starting point is 03:04:44 They travel in the kids. They're traveling in last class. What is that? The economy. Have you ever been in first class? I need you to shut the hell up. A lot of times. Okay.
Starting point is 03:04:56 I wasn't sure. f*ck out of here, girl. On spirit? Okay, I don't know. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. Girl, you drive to your destination. You drive to that big ass bullsh*t you got. You drive, you know. Don't be hating. Donass bullsh*t you got. You drive, yo, bro.
Starting point is 03:05:05 Don't be hating on my bitch. Don't be hating on her. And you drive fast. Yes. That's why you get places fast. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:05:15 nigg*s don't fly you out no more, son. They have you drive to nigg* you gas money. Let me catch that. Let me catch that. Let me catch that. And that sh*t take $100 of film. Would you stop f*cking guffawing like that? You sound like a hyena.
Starting point is 03:05:30 Stop laughing, son. What? Tag team? We miss you. Yeah, OK. And you did that bullsh*t with Imani, nigg*, in front of me, nigg*. What bullsh*t?
Starting point is 03:05:38 Can we take a picture with me, nigg*? Yeah. Did the same pose you did in my picture. Nah, I'm violating both of y'all. That's why you didn't laugh. That got some bullsh*t going on. Patreon, I figured it out. Oh, my god. Unlock the code. That's why you you did in my picture. Nah, I'm violating both of y'all. That's why you didn't laugh. Y'all got some bullsh*t going on. Patreon, I figured it out. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 03:05:47 Unlock the code. That's why you winning them shorts for Patreon. You think I didn't know? Can y'all please leave our good sister Mel alone? Y'all. Y'all did it. Y'all. Y'all did it already.
Starting point is 03:06:00 Yes. Yes. Y'all did it. God. What are you doing? Jesus, man. Yes, yes, y'all did it Everybody! Oh, man. Oh, sh*t. Here we go. Come on, girl, over there in the blue.
Starting point is 03:06:28 I got a pocket full of cash, so what you gonna do? Turn around and spread them teeth. And let's play a little game of hide and seek. Show me that and I'll give you a make. You finished? You lucky I can't find him. Boo, boo, pull over that ass too fast. Tid drill.
Starting point is 03:06:40 Pull over that ass too fast. Tid drill. Music makes you do that. Why you say tid drill? It must be ass, because it hit your face. Stop now. Stop now. That's f*cked bad. Tip drip. Music makes you do that. Why you say tip drip? It must be ass because it ain't your face. Stop now. Stop now. That's f*cked up, bitch.
Starting point is 03:06:49 That was, that was, you know he knows too far. Mel ain't got f*cking tip drip, nigg*. Watch your f*cking mouth. Said it must be ass because it ain't your face. You should shave that mustache off, nigg*. What the f*ck are you doing, nigg*? Okay. I don't know what you're saying.
Starting point is 03:06:57 You've been holding that, nigg*. I saw it too. I saw it too. Okay, go. Yup. Are you laughing now? I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. You've been holding that, nigg*!
Starting point is 03:07:05 I saw it too! I saw it too! Are you laughing now? I don't know how much I care. What? I'm f*cking... Look at her face. Look at her face.
Starting point is 03:07:13 Look at Matt. Four miles. Four miles. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Starting point is 03:07:32 Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. Two vials.
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Starting point is 03:07:32 Two vials. Two vials. Two vials. I promise I'm trying to end. And y'all, work day not done, y'all. We still got work to do. Okay. Thank y'all for listening. This has been great. Be well. Eat.
Starting point is 03:07:54 Eat. Thank y'all. How does that talk inside and out now? Work out. Drink water. Drink water. Get some sleep. And you too can fit into your shorts from 15 years ago. Listen.
Starting point is 03:08:05 At the end of the day, the day got to end. God is great. God is great. Amen. Hey, God is great, eh? God is great, eh? That's what we want. My baby.
Starting point is 03:08:19 When we're baby. sh*t. Oh, god. Oh, sh*t. Oh, God. Oh, man. Gillette. The best. The best.
Starting point is 03:08:37 The best. Yeah. I did. I did. She had the little five o'clock shadow. Oh, sh*t. What the? She fine, though. Don't do that. She fine with that sh*t.'clock. Oh, sh*t. She fine, though.
Starting point is 03:08:45 Don't do that. She fine with that sh*t. She be high. Now y'all wildin'. Now y'all wildin'. Y'all wildin' now. Y'all wildin' now. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 03:08:54 I like bitches like that. Give me. Give me. Your arm here? Yo, relax. Bro. Hey. I'll suck that little up a little. Little sucker. I'll suck that little up a little bit.
Starting point is 03:09:06 Little sucker. I'll suck that little peach. I'll suck that little peach off. Erickson, f*ck off. You gonna line that up a little bit? Yeah. Hey, I got the hand deep. I said, oh!
Starting point is 03:09:17 Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 03:09:25 Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 03:09:33 Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 03:09:41 Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man up. We can make this a thing. I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the others. Yo, you know you be sleepy about it.
Starting point is 03:09:57 You know what I mean? We could do mansion mud masks. Let's get. You've, yeah. Oh, my God. You've never heard of Joe, bud? I had the money on. There's poor people around. With your broke ass. Thank you, son.