1. MATH 409 – Advanced Calculus
This class is basically just proofs, right? You know what there is no proof for? Bigfoot. Now THAT would be a hard class.
2. MGMT 211 – Business Law
Tort Law kind of sounds like turtle. That’s fun, right? Turtles swim! Oh God, not Swim.
3. MEEN 363 – Dynamics and Vibration
I mean, how complicated are vibrations, really? Plenty of things vibrate. My XBOX controller vibrates all the time, and I am freaking great at XBOX.
4. PHYS 208 – Electricity and Optics
You might remember this one from freshman year … or from the recurring nightmares that just won’t seem to go away. Does the smiling lightning bolt make things any better?
5. CHEM 328 – Organic Chemistry II
How hard is it to draw hexagons? I was drawing parallelograms in first grade.
6. ACCT 327 – Financial Reporting
If I can account to 10, then I can account to 327. Yawn. Try accounting to 1000.
7. NUEN 418 – Fuel Assembly and 3-D Reactor Core Design and Modeling
No jokes here. This class sounds like Hell.
8. RPTS 371 – Skills for Youth Development
Oh, you think this one is just a joke, huh? You ever tried raising kids? I didn’t think so. This class is a full time job for, like, billions of people. This should be core curriculum.
9. MGDN 215 – Intro to Satire Writing
Literally no one on our staff passed this class. Do with that what you will, just don’t judge.
–Cactus Jack
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Like Bellamy, we knew immediately that we wanted Cactus Jack on our team. It probably has to do with the fact that when we first met him, he was trying to figure out what it would feel like to lick a cactus. He’s sort of like the abandoned dog you come across on the side of the highway. He may be ugly, but we pulled over to watch and now we feel at least partially responsible for him.
